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Wolfbane approves of our new digs

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I'm not usually one to rely on or really check my horoscope, but I stumbled across this one on Nasty Gal and it's eerily true for me at the moment (Aquarius)

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Wolfy nooooooooo

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Flicking through my old school books

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While in some public place, do you ever suddenly realise that everyone around you has penises and vaginas, and it grosses you out and you wish they didn't?

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Verbal Incontinence

Not to be confused with its more widely known cousin – Verbal Diarrhea - this condition occurs only in small outbursts and at sporadic intervals of time. Studies have shown that Verbal Incontinence may be linked to, and could actually be a mild case of, Social Retardation. 

As with Verbal Diarrhea it is characterised by the sudden spewing forth of incoherent thought (sometimes known as mind-poo), but what separates V.I is its infrequency, which only increases the feelings of confusion experienced by the afflicted and their observers alike. Without warning, an otherwise quiet, withdrawn or even socially-apt individual will interject other’s conversations, even those of complete strangers, with wildly inappropriate or uninteresting musings, observations, statements, questions, (attempted) jokes, etc. The stunned silence that often ensues will usually throw the individual back into the awkward silence they first emerged from as they are left to contemplate the cause and effect of the unexplained incident.

Possible side effects may include:

Frequent ‘awkward moments’

Political Incorrectness

 Perceived sexual, racial, or religious bigotry (this is often a result of failed joke attempts – most common in individuals who enjoy Ricky Gervais’ stand-up comedy and try to emulate the style)

 Blushing, thumb twiddling and head scratching

Crickets, tumbleweeds, pretend coughing

Actual incontinence/diarrhea