#frasks

[shrimpifrier]

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is your rule for frying vs shrimping words that all words starting with the first half of the alphabet are fried, and all the words starting with the second half are shrimped ???

shreah

[shrimpifrier]

Fren

shrimp shaped friend!!!!

[shrimpifrier]

I like you. You’re a good blog. Makes me laugh.

You are witnessed

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witnesses you back.

rats is shrimps?

[shrimpifrier]

Your blog always makes me laugh so hard it makes my day you're very awesomesauce💛💛🍤🍤

aw shranks!!! you’re very awesomesauce too—wait. ….why is the shrimp fried?

[shrimpifrier]

I LOVE UR BLOG

its beautiful

aw thanksssss!!! i think it’s beautiful too!!! why don’t you come a little closer, hm? take a better look? i swear the view is better over here…. mind your step, just a teensy bit closer…. oh? what’s that smell? aha, a little oil never hurt anyone!! ahahah, oh sorry, what was that? no, no, i don’t think it’s hot in here. what do you meannnnn??? lmao lmao. oh, uh, let me just go get something real quick, alright? oh, yeah, mind holding these vegetables for me? and these eggs and rice, too. there’s a lot of rice, actually. um, you can just leave it on the pan—I MEAN GROUND, actually!!!!! they’ll be getting fried anyways I MEAN, whaaaaaaat? just keep a good eye on them!! i’ll be back in a jiffy, promise!

[shrimpifrier]

When ever I see your reposts it makes me shiggle and frick my feet

you’re doing WHAT to your feet??!?!!!?!???

[shrimpifrier]

ngl this gimmick is shrupid as fruck

*frimmick

[shrimpifrier]

Can I hire you to come fry my roommate Iwant him gone

mhm yeag sure just send me uhhhhhh *checks my notebook. there’re a bunch of arthropod stickers on it. there’s also a cat* his DNA sequence, his brain activity from last month uhh also the enzymatic activity of his stomach ummmmmm his carbon footprint from last year and his internet search history between the years 1876 to 1903 and uhhmg yeah his mother’s maiden name mhmm thanks