🦐INTRO POST.🍳
it’s finally here yall. the long awaited (not really) intro post:
freetings, frortal fripeds and shrother shruch frammals and fravians and framphibians and fruggies!!!!hehe and frellow frarthropods, it is I, the freat fryer of the shrice, the shrice the fryer the fryshricer shry uh fricer uh. hm. i may have to rethink that one. I am SHRONE SHROTHER than YOUR SHROVERFRORD of SHRERROR, the FREAT FRONARCH of FRALL SHRIMPFRIND, the SHRONE and SHRONLY (i call for drumroll please. nothing.) SHRIMPIFRIER (crickets)
(translation: greetings, mortal bipeds and other such mammals and avians and amphibians and buggies!!!!!hehe and fellow arthropods, it is I, the great fryer of the rice, the rice the fryer the fryricer shry uh fricer uh. hm. i may have to rethink that one. I am NONE OTHER than YOUR OVERLORD of TERROR, the GREAT MONARCH of ALL SHRIMPKIND, the ONE and ONLY (i call for drumroll please. nothing.) SHRIMPIFRIER (crickets))
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