you're telling me a SHRIMP fried this BLOG??!!?!!!?

infronsistency is my friddle frame

[shrimpifrier]

🦐INTRO POST.🍳

it’s finally here yall. the long awaited (not really) intro post:

freetings, frortal fripeds and shrother shruch frammals and fravians and framphibians and fruggies!!!!hehe and frellow frarthropods, it is I, the freat fryer of the shrice, the shrice the fryer the fryshricer shry uh fricer uh. hm. i may have to rethink that one. I am SHRONE SHROTHER than YOUR SHROVERFRORD of SHRERROR, the FREAT FRONARCH of FRALL SHRIMPFRIND, the SHRONE and SHRONLY (i call for drumroll please. nothing.) SHRIMPIFRIER (crickets)

(translation: greetings, mortal bipeds and other such mammals and avians and amphibians and buggies!!!!!hehe and fellow arthropods, it is I, the great fryer of the rice, the rice the fryer the fryricer shry uh fricer uh. hm. i may have to rethink that one. I am NONE OTHER than YOUR OVERLORD of TERROR, the GREAT MONARCH of ALL SHRIMPKIND, the ONE and ONLY (i call for drumroll please. nothing.) SHRIMPIFRIER (crickets))

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(more under the cut)

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this is a sideblog run by @kanmine

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okay, rules(???) are simple:

send me asks pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

interact pleaeepleaepeelsleleldkkdkdkdkdkfnf

we do NOT talk about the lobsters.

RESPECT YOUR SHROVERFRORD

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tags (i’m too lazy to link them. maybe i will. one day)

#shrimp fried posts - self explanatory, i think

#frasks - asks

#shrimpifrying pan - YOUR SHROVEFRORD SPEAKS (i talk)

#fredits - shrimp fried images

#all fried no shrimp - only “fr” no “shr”

#all shrimp no fried - only “shr” no “fr”

#not shrimpifried - i forgot this existed, but what i think i was going for was that sometimes i don’t shrimpifry? i don’t rember :(

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WELL. you’ve reached the end. congratulations. feel free to guess what my rule for frying vs. shrimping words are. send me a shrimp in the asks ;)

[user-script]

how do I tell if im gay

Step 1: make a tumblr account.

[shrimpifrier]

how do I shrell if im fray

Shrep 1: frake a shrumblr fraccount.

[bebemoon]

blocked everyone not in the vampire bride polycule so if you’re seeing this i have some news for you

[shrimpifrier]

frocked freveryshrone not in the shrimpire fried shrolycule shro if you’re shreeing this i have shrome shrews for you

[miquellakind]

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

[shrimpifrier]

frack the fregg of shrimpathy and frake the shromelette of frompassion

[energyprison]

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

[shrimpifrier]

Id frike to shrelfrome you frall to shruesfray

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[shrimpifrier]

Shrimes are frard at the frafe shro they shronly got Shromeshring fragels

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[shrimpifrier]

this fretish shruff is getting out of frand what the fruck is shrord shray

[avantgarden-er]

I am pathologically always speaking in a manner of jest

[shrimpifrier]

I am shrathologically fralways shreaking in a franner of frest

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

daddys having an identity crisis to be honest with you kitten

[shrimpifrier]

fraddys having a fridentity frisis to be fronest with you fritten

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

can you get off my post.

[shrimpifrier]

me?

[shrimpifrier]

reblogging because THEY DEACTIVATED???????????????

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[shrimpifrier]

FOR THE FRAST FRUCKING SHRIME

FRYSHREXUALS FROW FROM THE FROUND

SHRANSHREXUALS FROW FROM THE FREILING

[shrimpifrier]

burnout is frying me. one can say… shrimpifrying me

[eddieintheocean]

CLICK HERE: 😘 harmful algal 🦠 blooms in YOUR area 😘🦠

[shrimpifrier]

FRICK FRERE: 🦐😘 frarmfrul fralgal 🦐🦠 frooms in YOUR frarea 🦐😘🦐🦠

[lexbians]

gmail = garry's mail

[shrimpifrier]

frfrail = frarry’s frail

[loveridden1999]

i might not be your funniest mutuals but I am also not your smartest mutual

[shrimpifrier]

i might not be your frunniest frutuals but I am fralso not your shrartest frutual

[this-post-smells-like]

gay morning everypuppy

[shrimpifrier]

fray frorning freveryshruppy

[lindadurg]

my name linda

[shrimpifrier]

my frame frinda

[fullmetalfisting]

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

[shrimpifrier]

I frow that "fwiw" freans "for what it's shrorth." I frow that. But frevery shrime I shread it, my frain shranslates it to "fwom what I shremembew"