I don’t want to login to my secret account, so you’re getting this ridiculousness on my main :)
Please don’t let anyone I know find this because I’ll never hear the end of it
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Ok, hear me out-
Tag your significant other (or friend) and tell them which straight frat couple you would be
(Yes I googled frat boy names and sorority girl names for this)
1. Ryan and Allison: She just bent over to get a drink and this guy walks up and slaps her ass and she throws her cup at him, and you’re about to head over to help her, but oh, never mind shes sitting on his lap now and laughing about it and it turns out they’ve been dating for six years
2. Lucas and Erica: Definitely are going to hook up in the bathroom with the door open later
3. Emma and Connor: Spent the entire first half of the party staring into each-other's eyes and now they’re drunk baking cookies in a kitchen that doesn’t belong to them
4. Benjamin and Jessica : He’s drunk and professing his love to her from the upstairs balcony and then they go to watch the stars together to get him some fresh air but the party has to be put on hold when she looks away for a second and he falls off the roof
5. Monica and Ethan: Are 18 and 19 and but they just showed up with matching engagement rings also they have a 50/50 chance of stealing the family cat
6. Nicole and Jacob: Flirty girlfriend and touch-her-and-I’ll-kill-you boyfriend cliche but then she starts flirting with this one really hot person, and her boyfriend starts flirting with them too and they’re both loving it
ALSO, IMAGINE YOUR OTP
Should I write more of these to add?