#frc 2019

[overheard-at-kickoff]

Can’t believe it took me over a year to think of this joke

[overheard-at-kickoff]

Cursed Concept: Sandstorm, but at a randomly selected point in the match.

[ramenayy]

FRC Team 751 quotes week 3

“Can my fursona be Mike Wazowski? Actually, no, my fursona is that one dude that keeps getting socks stuck to his body.”

“Oh my god wait can I change mine to that guy too”

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“Cat. Dog. Eel. Bong.”

“Claire, what?”

“I couldn’t come up with an animal that starts with B so I just said bong”

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“Wait are any of you actually working?”

“There aren’t any jobs”

“You’re on electronics!! You don’t need us to make jobs, you guys make your own jobs. Go solder something, nerd”

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“Can I form my own government and declare martial law on the school”

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“Bobby is the best. I love Bobby so much.”

“Bobby killed my dad.”

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*turning off the lights* “We like to keep this lab in dark mode.”

[do-any-of-you-see-it]

Since my team is done with robotics for this season, I will once again celebrate by posting the list of quotes and other things I have accumulated over the past 5 ish months. Some are from before build season, many during, and a few after we didn't make it to regionals. Here you go, don't report us to the police:

That man is of few words and fewer songs

I don't want your butt water

*insert the many times our technician/mascot/co safety captain/social media manager/all around amazing person nearly cried everytime someone brought up graduation because she loves the seniors this year so much and doesn't want to see us go* (this happened daily for a while)

Could you design and make me a "Got wood" button? "As in got milk? But referencing our robot?" Yes " Oh Hell Yes I can design that"

The guy making sure everyone had on safety glasses before entering the pits to the kid (my brother) carrying a very large piece of plywood "is that a beverage? Should you be bringing that into the pit? Alright, but make sure the lid stays on"

Nick, I feel like in a past life you were a stick bug. "*Deeep inhale* ok"

My lemonade is trapped and I need to free it

Stop whining about your dead protein cells! "THEY'RE CAROTIN! "

But it's(the sun) not fire, I want fire!

Burn her at the stake hotter!

Your biological parents dont matter, Camrin is mom!

Brain remix!

You're already full of acid, keep it in you

Keep your lemonade in your face!

"I will take away your rights" those are bold words for a woman within stabbing distance "those are bold words for a man within choking distance"

I told you no!!! "You're not the safety captain anymore you can't tell me what to do!"

It's just an exaggerated wood cookie

brOther may i have the oats?

Oh dont worry about forgetting our team number, by the end of the first event it'll be engraved into your brain and you'll remember your team number before your name if you ever get amnesia

Elton Musk

I love lawn mower engines

The only deaths threats allowed must be non verbal

It's a medium idea

Pixi dicks

I shall now pray to the orange in my time of need

Mnhnhnnhhn skin care routine

I am the jug man, I speak for the jugs

It's not against the rules to creatively park

There's ghosts in your body, do cocaine about it

Cilantro > everything (cilantro is better than everything)

You know I think I'm fun for like 2 minutes and then I notice I'm annoying

Dinosaur strippers "what?" Yes

Ewwww! Its gross and sweaty!

We got stairs we got stairs where are the stairs? what are stairs?

Wait? Who likes me? Why? Alright, I'm avoiding that area now

Babies bite you with their nails

I feel so useless, I do nothing here " that's not true, you gift us with many memes and start most of the conversations that have us question reality, you'll get to do more robot stuff once you're in high school"

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BE HERE, IM ILLEGAL HERE! " you're homeschooled, it's okay, you can be at the school, I don't think the resource officer will arrest you"

Dont heck your safety glasses "they wont stay in my face hole!"

YOU MADE MY KNEECAP PAINFULLY MOIST!

Your knees are very touchable

You droolin' there buddy?

Slurp ur face

The risk I took was calculated, but boi do I suck at metric conversion

I may be the shortest but you can't get rid of me

Just because we're small doesnt mean we can't have a loud voice

We've been vaping for so long now the trees are vaping

That's why're they're cut down and dead, its cause they got a nicotine addiction

Did you just assume my laptops gender? Its 2019 geez!

The more holes the better

Oh dear God are you okay? Yes? Well then stop fucking falling on the bleachers!

Okay so this isnt a quote but it's noteworthy, at one point in time, I believe during our unbag time, we stuck at least 200 zip ties of various size and color into our technician's hair and it was glorious.

[skylar-love]

FRC robotics:

When you have to fix or replace the main breaker on your team's robot right as the bot is going onto the field and timeout is behind while the crowd is along rather badly to Sweet Caroline, I have finally realized how much stress I can actually handle.

It's a higher level than expected.

Also people sometimes sound worse when singing because you just need everything to go quiet.

[anxious-nerd-getting-by]

FRC Discord

I wanna be in an FRC discord and I was wondering if there already was one floating around? Should I make one?

[ilookupandwonder]

I need better friends

Hey if anyone at the FRC Bryant event dm me and please let me hang out with you and your team cause.. mine is just a bunch of asshats

[ramenayy]

Build Season Week 5 Quotes

team member: is there any more of that Starbucks stuff? I want to mix it with my monster energy to see what megacaffeine feels like

same member two hours later: my body hates me

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member: dude. last name kill myself, first name I’m gonna fucking

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electronics CH: our will to live is directly proportional to the amount of space we are allocated.

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captain: see, I was humane. I just said fuck you guys from the very beginning.

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CAD head: my period is really late

male member: so is mine

vice captain: maybe you’re pregnant

member: yeah he’s sixteen years pregnant

vice captain: that would explain a lot

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electronics CH: I like my debt like I like my pp... small

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electronics CH: I’m gonna put that on my Grindr

member: please don’t

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member: come here I need you to supervise this print test

electronics CH: k

laser cutter: hewwo wowld~ uwu

electronics CH: ...I am so close to murder

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electronics CH: I will game end you

member: you’ll gay men me?

vice captain: game manual?

electronics CH: I wanna game manual you

vice captain: I want a gay man

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member 1: no dude those are just yellow errors

member 2: yellow errors are good

member 1: yellow errors are just like “woah man, slow your roll”. red errors are like—

member 2: “FUCKING ERROR, DUMBASS”