Overheard at a robotics build session part eight:
“Power sources include: drill, team captain, and occasionally motor.”
“So called free thinkers when YMCA comes on at an FRC competition.”
“Where’s the chemicals drawer? I’m thirsty.”
“What bolt are you, take this online quiz to find out!”
“That’s why you wear safety glasses, cause Puss in Boots could go flying through the air and hit you in the face.”
“You’re not special, a trained centipede could do that.”
“Me when I extend twelve feet beyond frame perimeter.”
“Then he got out the guillitine, and… and… he cut the bolts head off… and… and I’m next…”
“Everything is a nail if you throw it at relativistic speeds.”
“It is slightly bent, but beyond that, I’m stupid.”
“The real hammers were the ones we made along the way.”
“Do you think Campbell’s uses standard physics units?”
“It’s as secure as my parents marriage.”
“Aaah, tHe lAtHe is sO tErRiFyiNg! You know the number of things that have gone wrong on this? Two. The problem: oh no it fell there. On the table. Three inches away.”
“Blue loctite tastes better!!!”
(Additional quote insanity)
