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[pairs-studio]

[warriormale]

Night wrestling is the best....

WarriorMale

[warriormale]

Support Ukraine Freedom!

WarriorMale

[prokopetz]

"I'm about to have a Joker moment", I say, but the Joker moment in question in this one.

[only-cat-memes]

[evilwizard]

okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

[spenspens-deactivated20251208]

[evilwizard]

uncalled for

[thegreenaper]

[evilwizard]

whos the lil freak

[i-am-a-fish]

I’m dancing in your inbox lalalalal so much fun

you live your life so joyful and carefree. I'm glad that you're having fun. I hope you live for 1000 years

[girls--complex]

I am That I am (a furry)

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

[technofeudalism]

[prokopetz]

I was going to post a stupid pun involving the name of the band Imagine Dragons, but I literally just noticed that my rhyming dictionary lists "Italian" as a word that rhymes with "imagine", and it's completely displaced the original thought in my brain. Italian dragons.

[manorinthewoods]

[beemovieerotica]

loving this new tumblr glitch that places the viewer's url in place of a deactivated one. some kind of horror movie plot about finding your own dead body

[doortongs]

something a friend said

[bunjywunjy]

[romanceyourdemons]

my partner might be onto something when she says you can disguise your pickiness and food sensitivity as an adult by calling yourself a “purist.” so instead of saying “the taste and texture of cooked raisins make me want to hmork,” you say “i’m actually kind of a cinnamon roll purist, i prefer just a classic cinnamon filling and a really good dough instead of something with a ton of random mix ins,” which takes you from who gave this four year old a bachelor degree to oh wow this guy is a pretentious asshole about more things than i even thought was possible

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i love that salt and pepper come in a set. here is salt, a building block of humanity, one of the basic human tastes, essential to life on earth, absolutely fundamental.

and here's pepper. it's fine.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[i-am-a-fish]

I've been a good girl all morning and that means I get 4 ibuprofens :)