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i like the idea of gerard being an ugly crier. please cry for me gerard, i need to see your eyes puffy and everything red as well. can you ugly cry for me gerard

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I am crazy, so here come Pregnant Gerard Bump Headcanons.

I am crazy about pregnant Gerard, and any mention of pregnant Gerard makes me wake up and stare into the darkness... My activation word.

Actual headcanons under cut!

Baby Uni Gerard. Medium-sized bump, with softness to it, all throughout the pregnancy. Small bump is just squishy soft, big bump is still kinda medium size and soft. Soft skin, soft baby kicks, the worst just as he's about to write an exam. Obviously.

Van Days... Let's just say they wonder how Gerard still fits in the back. Bump big and uncomfortable, one of those really round bumps, bigger than the actual baby that comes out.

Revenge Era is everything your influencers bumps are not. Stretch marks, weird colors, also big. Makes Gerard look like he has twins almost, but it's just one fairly big baby. Can't close his blazer over it. Bottom-heavy.

This TBP Gerard has a very aesthetically pleasant bump. Just an extension of his body. Smoth, just a bump on his middle. Not the biggest, but also not the smallest. Similar to the uni one in my head, just really uncomfortable because for some reason the baby is also fairly big despite his bump being normal-sized. A lot of complaining and back rubs and foot massages.

Additionally: the black parade. Death and Rebirth. And behind closed doors there's this sweet baby - he's pregnant throughout Christmas and just sitting on the floor, onesie on, stretched over his bump, one of his hands on his bump, other.... lower. By the christmas tree. He congratulates himself on his timing - death and rebirth. His biology is GENIUS. Present for a new year? A BABY!

This post-TBP Gerard has a really rund and just defined bump. It's there, roundness protruding from his middle. Not too much fat over it, just his womb and baby inside. Gives him a lot of weird looks when the baby moves, but still. Just well-defined. Carrying low.

Honorable mention. He would probably have twins. Huge, uncomfortable. Aware that people think he's hot. Wearing skin tight clothes and kneeling on stage, on all fours. Has a maternity photoshoot that leaks online, just white linen sheets on him. Looks like a fertility goddess.

Management has an aneurysm. Gerard, though, has a whole album he'll secretly go through later. Just reminding himself, touching his soft middle. He liked it.

Danger Days Gerard doesn't show for the first half of the pregnancy AT ALL. Some protrusion, just this. But then he seemingly pops overnight. This Gerard would be carrying HIGH. TILL THE END.

Also her tiddies....

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I would chew on his gums

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i need to have a hq picture of this moment and up close bc i'll be checking if there are visible stretch marks in his ass rip. be right back

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Can we talk about Gerard pregnant in the studio? I'm not even talking about TBP and the mansion, just a regular recording studio. I want to see them waddling in, backpain, one hand on the small of their back, the other holding up their bump. And they all put a chair for Gerard in front of the mic, and they plop down on it, and it's a beautiful image in my mind

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I am happy to announce that non con bottom surgery Gerard in MOAT fanfic outline is growing 🫡

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I had to wake up unfairly early at 6.30am. Everybody please give me your support ship Rayrard photos... Water.... Crops.... I need to survive somehow

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I need that 2019 Rard spread out on the bed for me. Just there. Inviting. And it's all for me. And I'm eating SO GOOD