#freakfights

[enbyinfodump]

I pull out both of my badass huge pistols

One says amab

The other says afab

We have a dramatic standoff

Until a shot rings out and you look down, a gold derringer’s trigger is held in my pinky toe, on it is written “third secret scary thing” in extremely small text

My difficult to read gun is the last thing you see before shooting me several times because I actually missed the shot with the toe gun