#freakin cat

[greyscuhrazyfactory]

No one: My cat outside my door at 3am:

[hey-it-mee]

Scooter is biting her nails so loud right now

Like girl could you not.

[vorganmalerie]

Look Daphne I know you want to be petted, but it hurts my wrist and hand to do so

[ask-arclight-varus]

// it's 6 am...you are trying to sleep and playing some neko when suddenly there is an oder of cat poop...

[revgrlutena]

Me: Holy hell, why am I awake at 7am on a Sunday????

*looks at Bug while she purrs and chews on my nose*

Me:…….why.......

[neatoleto]

My cat is such an ass, every few minutes he'll walk over to me and meow and look at me with this expression that makes it look like I am the worst cat mom in existence because I haven't scooped him up or checked his food dish since I got home.

So I reach down to pet him him but he'll bite me and walk away while I swear at him.

[spaced--cadette]

i could hear my cat playing with something behind my computer and i thought it was a stuffed animal, but after 10 minutes of her attacking the thing i looked over and it was my frakkin pushup bra

[prince-of-ovulation]

oh gosh! i was playing the siren sound from silent hill just now and i saw my cat and then she just JUMPED LIKE 5 FEET IN THE AIR AND FREAKED ME OUT CAUSE HER HIT A BOX WHILE JUMOING AND IT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME!