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now that ao3 has won a hugo award...
my future employer, at an interview: hmm it says here on your resume you ‘contributed to a hugo award-winning project’
me: that’s right
my future employer: may i see your contribution
me: …no
Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??
Summer Triathlon: Don’t run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)
Winter Biathlon: I see you’ve been skiing for five miles now here’s your gun
So what does it say about Canada that they’re so much more dominant at the Winter Olympics than the Summer Olympics?
We killed all the mean people with biathlon rifles
The bebby is hongry
feed her !
Let it snow. …but only after I’ve stocked up on groceries.
If we’re gonna talk about animals evolving to do things they weren’t meant to we’ve gotta talk about Thylacoleo
Thylacoleo, for the uninitiated, was Australia’s equivalent of the sabre-tooth cat. It was the size of a leopard, murdered rhino-sized marsupials with sharp teeth and huge claws, and looked like this:
Its closest living relative is this:
Yes, the most vicious mammalian carnivore Australia has ever produced is most closely related to a herbivorous furry cube.
What the fuck.
It’s obvious when you check out Thylacoleo’s teeth. Most mammalian carnivores have a similar setup: incisors, canines, premolars and molars. Dogs have it, cats have it, we have it. Thylacoleo’s teeth look like this:
You’ve got pincer-like incisors in the front, giant sharp-edged molars in the back, and no canines to speak of.
That last bit’s the important part. Canines are most useful for holding meat, so herbivores tend to shrink them down to nothing. Thylacoleo’s lack of proper canines show its ancestors were originally herbivores. But because you can’t just re-evolve features once they’re gone, it had to make do with what it had. Hence those ridiculous fucking teeth, which were nevertheless perfect for grabbing and chopping meat just like every other carnivore’s teeth do.
tl;dr: at some point in time a bunch of vegans decided to weaponise their limitations to kill everything and by god did they do it
I love thylacoleo’s bizarre dentition.
best unloved characters from the harry potter universe: those bulgarians who tricked fudge into thinking they couldnt speak english for months
Wolfie the Werecat and his wonderful Enchanted Forest Kitty Sanctuary.
Photos by Wolfie
Cat Tree made by Hollywood Kitty Company
I feel like I’m going to go to Seanan’s house one day and this will be there. Amazing.
the cold culture in the north is real. some days i worry about wearing my parka because i think it isnt cold enough to justify it and people will judge me for it, and honestly i only end up needing it half the time anyway since my body is acclimated to the cold. i live in a god damn snowglobe. that frozen bitch has a castle next door. i wear a fleece when its 20 degrees out, determined to outlast every underdressed man, the burning desire to emasculate them warming my body. i have the bodily composition of a polar bear and was born to endure this weather. winter is a competition and i am winning
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Pillowfort trying to finish their site before December 17th:
If I were to make a super scientific hypothesis as an expert in the totally real field of corgi psychology…
I would say the chances of this furry fella actually being too tired to climb those stairs are about 3%.
Which means there is a 94% chance he was just being a manipulative, lazy motherfloofer.
There is also an 8% chance my scientific percentages won’t add up to 100.
Corgis are masters of what I call the “stop-and-plop.”
During certain physical activities that corgis have become bored with or just don’t want to do (because life is hard)… they will feign exhaustion and dramatically hrumph onto the ground. Even with leash tugging and gentle foot prodding they will refuse to take another step. Advanced stop-and-ploppers may even roll onto their back exposing their bellies–further indicating their “doneness.”
Thus begins a battle of wills.
Can the human outlast the stubborn corgi and wait until they are willing to continue walking?
No.
This has never been achieved.
You must gather your stumpy companion in your arms and carry them to the destination.
Some humans will even take precautions for this eventuality.
Once you are home and exhausted from carrying your corgi, you might find yourself stopping and plopping onto the comfiest furniture you own. That’s when your “wayyyy too tired to take another single step” corgi will bring you a toy and beg you to play with them.
This is an alpha display to let you know you have been manipulated and any sense that you were in charge was actually an illusion.
I submit the very last frame of the above video as evidence.
Diabolical.
Fennecs being fennecs
mr tumblr staff my nipples are male presenting it’s fine
lol i hate this site but its nightmarish hellscapes so often push people to the heights of internet humour, and i will miss it.
*logs in to tumblr*
Not anymore
depression after years of having it isn’t even sadness it’s just being exhausted and being allowed one (1) emotion a week and sometimes your brain is like “die” and you’re like “shut up brad”
