#freakingunderscore

[ask-baby-blackhat]

lucky for you he needs alot of sleep!

[dr-nerdhat-inc-blog]

*whispers* Hey Dr. Black, blink twice for help.

Dr. Black: ….. Don’t make m-me blink…. He’s watching…..

[ask-baby-blackhat]

“thatth none of youw bithneths. an im not okay, evweyone keepth callen me cuwte na im thmall an i hate it!”

[ask-baby-blackhat]

“thankths but youw patwinithing wont wowk on me. itth jus cauthe of fwug i wook wike thith. im na a weaw baby tho don ethpect me to ac wike one,” they babble while covering themselves in cookie crumbs and drool.