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Felicia: You act like we know you.

[Felicia stares at Damien, then looks to Zero]

Felicia, whispering: Do we know him?

Zero: I don't know.

Fred: Um. Do we know you?

Victor: HE'S THE FUCKER THAT KILLED ME!

Felica: Everyone, what color is Fred's devil shifter form?

Victor: Gray.

Zero: Gray.

Roark: Gray.

Felicia: Right. Now, Fred, tell them what color you told me your devil shifter form was.

Fred: ...dark white.

Fred: Come on, where’s your optimism?

Leo: I opted out.

Fred: Truth or dare?

Victor: Truth.

Fred: What's your credit card number?

Victor: Dare.

Fred: I dare you to tell me your credit card number.

Felicia: I have a pornographic memory.

Fred: Don't you mean "photographic"?

Felicia: Haha, no. :)

Victor: Where'd you get the money for this?

Fred: Drugs. I sell hardcore drugs.

Victor: Oh good. You can start helpin' out with the mortgage, then.

Leo: There's a difference between overthinking things and being smart, Fred.

Fred: Are you implying that I'm not smart?

Leo: Your words, not mine.

Fred: Oh, goddammit, this water smells like shit.

Leo: Well, it is shit.

Fred: Are you being funny now?

Leo: No, I'm just stating facts. You're wading in actual shit.

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