#freddy dean

[yourfavoritebeanfreddydean]

NOOOOOOO Freddy!

???: In fact... I think it should be happening right about...

???: Now.

FREDDY: ....

FREDDY: .....

[chaoscryptid-inc]

Freddy:*exists*

Val: "gremlin"

Freddy:"hey..."

Wendigoz:"disgusting gremlin"

Freddy:"stop that's mean :("

Val and wendigoz in unison:" disgusting 'uwu' gremlin."

Freddy:*silently crying* "please stop..."

(This just suddenly came into my mind I'm sorry)

@wendigoz-tizzler @yourfavoritebeanfreddydean

[yourfavoritebeanfreddydean]

???: Alright, alright. You’ve got me. Just as a spider in the web.

???: But truly, am I the spider, or you?

???: You’ve found me out, no thanks to your own intellect. You can thank your little following. I’ve been waiting for this day, Freddy Dean. All the watching and waiting... you wouldn’t believe the difficulty I have following you. School hours are... difficult. Thankfully my minions of darkness are already on the inside.

FREDDY: (A seventh grader...!)

???: I figured we finally needed to... talk. Face to face.

FREDDY: ...But, the knife?

???: Self defense, in case you decide I’m... a problem. Teeth can only do so much, and I don’t quite feel like explaining the stains to anyone who asks.

???: Don’t look so mortified of me Dean, I don’t want your blood, I just have some.... questions.

FREDDY: This... really isn’t a good time for questions, see, I gotta get home, it’s way past my bedtime and-

???: What a coincidence. I was going to ask you about just that.

???: You tell so many stories of your house and your mom, all the escapades you have with her, making sweets and being the most perfect family.

???: And yet nobody has ever visited? Surely with your large mass of ‘friends’, you would surely be hanging out with somebody on the regular, no? Why is it that nobody has had time to visit?

FREDDY: Well... We’ve been busy unpacking! Mom doesn’t want the place to look dirty, and-

???: You’ve been here for how long? And you still somehow manage the time to make messes far superior than a box of toys?

FREDDY: I-

???: Shut the fuck up. I’m not done talking. It’s especially confusing for me, see, because...

???: I’ve watched you come here every night for the past week to this exact pond and sleep on the bench. Wouldn’t your mother want you home at night in a warm bed? Assuming of course... that there even is a home, or a mother to begin with.

???: Does your following know about this? I doubt it.

???: You’re a horrible liar, Freddy Dean. You just can’t keep your story straight, can you?

FREDDY: I...

???: How is it that so many children and adults can believe you? Can fall for your constantly changing tales? Mortals aren’t always so stupid, I know this from the kid in the orange coat. Surely someone could figure it out? That is of course...

???: If they were in their right mind.

FREDDY: ...What.. are you implying..?

???: I’m saying you’re not so innocent as you try to make yourself out to be. You seem to have a very strong.. influence over them... Even the Cartman boy...

FREDDY: Eric just... Needed to be nicer, that’s all...

???: Just him? It sure does seem like that whole elementary school is wrapped around your little finger. And from my... minions, a lot of the school seems to have a terrible case of... ‘pink eye’. It all rounds back to when you first got here, Dean.

FREDDY: I don’t have anything to do with that! I’d feel awful if I got them sick!

???: REALLY? Because it sure does all seem awfully fucking suspicious.

???: You know what’s more suspicious?

???: That every night after you fall asleep on that bench, you wake back up and start talking to yourself in third person, like you’re some... totally different fucking person.

???: “Oh Freddy, I’m so worried! Oh Freddy, what if they don’t like us? Oh Freddy, are you sure this is going to work??”

???: Or does your following not know about that one either?

???: Strangely enough, it always seems to happen at night once the moon is out. And would you just look at her tonight...

???: I’m sure they’ll all see what I’m talking about any second now. I don’t need this knife, look at yourself tremble. How pathetic. Why don’t you let us all see, hm? Show us the real Freddy.

FREDDY: Please- I need to go, I-

???: I don’t quite think you get it? I’ve got you now, and you’re not going anywhere.

[yourfavoritebeanfreddydean]

//New pfp for the blog! Expect this blog to come back soon!

[yourfavoritebeanfreddydean]

Well hello there Freddy! You can call me Rowan! Have you by chance seen a two headed ball python anywhere? He's my trusty partner in crime but I can't seem to find him anywhere..

FREDDY: Snake?!

FREDDY: No, nooooo! I’m scared of snakes!!!!! What if it’s hungry?? What if it wants to bite me???? I hope it’s not here!!!! I’m super sorry Rowan, but I can NOT help you!!!!!!! :((((

[yourfavoritebeanfreddydean]

FREDDY: Yeah, Phillip is with me! He's been the one holding my phone while I answer questions. Say hi, Phillip.

PIP: Tally ho! But your online friends are right. It is getting pretty late, Freddy. But the sunset is always wonderful to watch with a friend.

FREDDY: Oh, then I'll take that from you. You should probably be heading home, buddy.

PIP: The same for you!

PIP: I'll be seeing you tomorrow at school?

FREDDY: Oh, absolutely! We've definitely got to hang out more.

PIP: Absolutely, indeed! You're a very nice fellow to be hanging around with! But for tonight, I'd best be off! See you later, Freddy!

FREDDY: Bye, Phillip!!!

FREDDY: What a nice kid... Today was a good day.

FREDDY: Now how do I turn this thing off?

[yourfavoritebeanfreddydean]

//who put the gdrc 

//(featuring Gale from @wintersgale and Polter and Cédric of @gay-ginger)

[yourfavoritebeanfreddydean]

How do you think you'd react if your parents somehow legally adopted Butters and he became your new older brother?

FREDDY: That’s.... uh.

FREDDY: A really specific question. What are the odds of that happening?

FREDDY: Not that I would complain! Butters is one of my bestest friends!! But I don’t know if mom would do that, because Butters has parents... I think they’d be really sad if he wasn’t their kid anymore. His mom and dad are really nice!

FREDDY: (Wait... IS Butters older than me...?)