#knightfall

[dairy-free-miilk]

[warrior-of-storms]

I love that Dickbats only has two settings. You've got "miserable prettyboy" or "some terrifying Creature." Peak character design

[landfall-games]

Can’t believe we once made a game about gay knights and tumblr didn’t notice

[ficretus]

[jkparkin]

DC K.O.: Knightfight #4 (DC, February 2026) variant cover by Yasmine Putri

[nerdlydelicious]

Jaune and Cinder are sneaking off for some ‘alone time’ when suddenly…

Nora: appears from around the corner, holds her hand out to Cinder. “Condoms. Hand ‘em over.”

Jaune: “Nora! What-“

Nora: “Now.”

Cinder: hands it over reluctantly

Nora: takes it out of the packet, pulls out a beer bottle and empties it into the condom.

Jaune, to Cinder: “Sorry about this, she’s just-“

Alcohol pours out of the condom from several pin holes.

Jaune: “Oh, gods!”

Cinder: grabs him by the collar. “I’m in love with you! Put a baby in me!”

Nora: whips out Magnhild “Zip it psycho! Find someone else’s life to ruin! Now get out!”

primes a grenade as Cinder bolts.

“GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”

[howlingday]

Pyrrha: Hello, Jaune~! What are you doing?

Jaune: Hey, Pyrrha. Just, y'know, stitching up my hoodie. How was your day?

Pyrrha: Oh, it was fine. Cinder and I did a little training and then got lunch. She then brought me to a clothing shop with some... daring new ideas I'd like to share~.

Jaune: Hm... Tempting, but I really gotta get this done. It's gonna be a little while, too.

Pyrrha: Oh... I see... B-But you do have other clothes, don't you?

Cinder: (Pyrrha's mind) Like his turtleneck, or our- I mean, his holiday present~.

Jaune: Yeah, but... This is my favorite hoodie. I worked really hard for it, and after I finish patching it up, I gotta wash it, dry it, iron it- You can't rush perfection.

Cinder: Tag me in right now.

Pyrrha: Please, Jaune~? Take a break for me, won't you~?

Jaune: I'd love to, Pyrrha, but I need to finish this first. Then we'll do our "intensive training" later.

Pyrrha: ...I've heard enough. TAG OUT!

Cinder: Understood.

Cinder: (Takes over, Grabs Jaune) Listen here, Arc; you have two options. Either you drop that old hoodie and carry us to the bedroom, or... I THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW. Your choice~.

Jaune: Hm, y'know, I DO have other clothes.

Cinder: (Licks) I'M GOING TO EAT YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT~.

Jaune: ...Huh. Death by snu-snu was not on my bingo-card tonight.

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Inspired by @vadarts