#fredgideonweasley

[chochangdefy-blog]

CHO-CHOOOO, like choo choo? Like a train? IS THAT YOUR NAMESAKE? I've never known your father was a conductor? Love it. LOVE that. Also you are so goddamn beautiful. Has anyone told you that before because if not I'm gonna kick everyone's ass that didn't tell you that because everyone SHOULD. FUCK EVERYONE WHO HASN'T SAID CHO IS GORGEOUS TO HER FACE. That was me yelling, because I also shouted it out my window and at my brother. The ugly twin. xo, Fred

Fred-

Um. I’m not exactly sure how to reply to this because I feel like you’ve probably either injured yourself by hitting your head or you’ve drunk too much. Either way, my father wasn’t a conductor, I’m sorry if that ruins your well-crafted story. 

I... uh... wow. I haven’t been told that a lot, but yes, by a couple people. Not that it particularly matters; beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that and... well. I’m not sure what to say. Thank you? Though I hope you didn’t actually yell that in your brother’s face, because I feel like that would be asking for trouble.

Gratefully,Cho

[bovncingheart-blog]

( @fredgideonweasley​. ) || ( meme ; open. ) → ஐ slapping them.

“Shit!” The sound of the slap rang through the air, and Harry blinked at Fred, once. Twice. Cocked his head to the side. “Uh? With all due respect, what the fuck?”

[ahginny-blog]

GINENNNY, I lost my favourite socks and oh my god once I cleaned up a counter with that sock and that is amazing because I hate cleaning anyway can you helpppp me locate it? Also, you're my sister and we're siblings. Ever strike you as weird we shared the same innards of mum at separate times? Weirder that George and I shared it at once. You're my favorite sister! xo, Gred hahaha Fred

gred and forge - 

your sock? why the fuck would I have your sock? last time I was at your place I was barefoot and way too hammered to clean with anything. I tend to cry when I’m sloshed, not clean. do you clean when you’re smashed? that doesn’t sound super effective. what if you vomit everywhere?

also, please don’t make me think about mum’s vagina. I don’t even really like looking at my own vagina. fuck. now I’m thinking about vaginas. I blame you. you, who doesn’t even have one.

try looking in the shower. I’ve heard the noises, and sometimes I think I’m gonna throw up. soundproof that shit, please.

- gin

[pansvparkinsons-blog]

YOU ARE A WENCH! Also you smell of dog piss and bagels and I can't decide if I like that or hate it but it's not great so maybe consider changing your ways xo, Fred Weasley

Your face is a wench! How could I smell of dog piss when I’ve never even hung around with you? Bagels? That’s actually a nice thing to say; how drunk are you? I’ll change my ways when you change your face. 

no xo for you ever, Pansy Parkinson