#fredrico

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Yandere monster gang

Introducing the Devilbat

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🦇 Yandere Devilbat who can and will ask you to marry him on the spot should you even remotely acknowledge his lonely existence. This man has been isolated from the world within his cave for around 200yrs and finally stepped out in order to find his soulmate.

🦇Yandere Devilbat that’ll absolutely be up to no good once he’s got his sights set upon his soon-to-be mate. There’s nothing that’ll stop him from constantly invading your space and clinging onto you like the bloodsucker leech that he is.

🦇Yandere Devilbat who’s hunching at 6’2 and is looking over your every move. Practically looking down at whatever you’re doing at the moment with a lovesick expression. Because he just can’t help but find everything you do to be endearing to his still heart.

🦇Yandere Devilbat who’s not above begging, far from it actually. This desperate lanky bat will downright grovel at your feet. and cling onto your leg acting like deadweight crying to prevent you from leaving him without his explicit say so.

🦇Yandere Devilbat that oftentimes l lavish your skin with two dotted bite marks in an effort to promote his exclusivity with his new beau. He’ll actually hiss at anyone who gets too close to y’all’s proximity and even pick you up like a feather and whisk you away to somewhere less crowded.

🦇Be warned although this Devilbat resembles a golden retriever make no mistake in confusing his comments of locking you up inside his cave to be a bluff. Since Fredrico’s constantly droning on about how wonderful it’d be to not share you with the world. As he can be very territorial and jealous should he find you getting too buddy-buddy with anyone other than him.

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Scroll through your tumblr and saw Fredrico, and I just wanna play with his hair so badly. It looks so soft and long and nice and I would just love to run my hands through it, brush it, wash it, just touch his hair in general. PS, you have amazing OCs and are really talented and adorable.

A/n: Thank youuu o(≧v≦)o

Fredrico would greatly appreciate you grooming him since often times. The bat does forget to self groom his hair since it’s not like he’s the type to go outdoors.

Instead of just hermiting away within his cave for a couple of years. So it’s bound to be matted and very tangled although it’ll be very sliky soft like the fur off a Persian cat.

At first the Devilbat will be very shy and embarrassed at the state his hair is in. And would try to cover it up with a hat or beanie he found somewhere on the streets. Not wanting to show you his bad side since he wants to look the best for his mate.

But at seeing your insistence on taking care of his hair. Reluctantly Fredrico would relent and let you groom him, whilst hiding half of his face under his worn down scarf. With a tiny crooked smile on his face. As he preens into your attentive affection.

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This menacing South Lake Avenue Business Association Guide that goes by the name Ricky works with the Mafia 'Vida' Police to prevent me from petitioning with humiliating confrontations in front of other customers inside fast food restaurants where I can charge my smartphones that I blog with while I eat including at Philz Coffee and Chipotle and on the sidewalks from Colorado Boulevard to California Avenue claiming I'm a blight to the district.

I haven't seen his subordinates Sergio and Mikah in a long time but Ricky is currently assisted by Shops at South Lake Avenue garbage man Fredrico who claims to be the Crazy Riders assassin that Big Bossman Michael has ordered to kill me.

[hanmadecrafts-blog]

Filling Spaces by Fredrico Picci via | Happy First Day of Spring! … Filling Areas by Fredrico Picci by way of @megbiram | Completely satisfied First Day of Spring! #spring #balloons #musicfillstheair #play

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#fredrico #fredthegodson (at General Motors Technical Center)

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emily

There were 4 Emilys In my 6th grade class and they were pretty chill, I guess. One of them was kinda... out there, but she was nice. 2 of the Emilys and I made a cool muffin-man drawing thing that still haunts me to this day.

send me a name and i’ll talk about someone with that name

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being called a "straight girl"