Evening visit/EVERYDAY
Me: Hi, rats! Time to play!
Speedy Rat: LET ME OUT, LET ME OUT. NAO!
Sensei Rat: I'm ready to go too, Big Sis.
Speedy Rat: LET ME OUT!
Alpha Rat: Huh.
Me: *opens the cage*
Speedy Rat: Bye! I'm going to run aboslutely everywhere.
Sensei Rat: Hm, time for some sniffing.
Me: Alpha, you're not going out?
Alpha Rat: Nah, I'm not in the mood. I prefer sleeping.
*10 minutes later*
Alpha Rat: *streches out* Ok, I'm going out. Sensei, where are you?
Sensei Rat: I found this super hidden spot here, c'mon.
Speedy Rat: Hi, Sis! Let me climb on your head. And now on the shloulder. What do you have in your nose?
Sensei Rat: Oh, let's join Speedy.
Me: *Omg rats everywhere*
Me: Can I pet you, Speedy?
Speedy Rat: No, I'm busy running.
Me: *pets Speedy either way*
Speedy Rat: Oooooh. That's so niiiice. Ok, that's enough. I'm going to run some more.
*40 min later*
Alpha Rat: Ok, I'm done. I'm going back to the cage.
Me: You sure? It's still early.
Alpha rat: *cleans herself*
Me: Come one out.
Alpha Rat: NOPE.
*15 min later*
Me: Sensei, Speedy! Time to go back to the cage.
Speedy Rat: LOL, FUCK NO!
Sensei Rat: Well, I would prefer to run some more.
Me: *picks Sensei up*
Sensei Rat: That's so disrespectful! Let me go.
Me: Here, have a treat.
Sensei Rat: Oh, ok.
Me: *puts Sensei back in the cage* Speedy, come back!
Speedy Rat: TROLOLOLOLO
Me: I have a treat for you!
Alpha Rat: I want a treat! *gets one*
Sensei Rat: More treats! *gets one*
Speedy Rat: OMG. TREATS. GIVE ME. NAO.
Me: *picks Speedy up*
Speedy Rat: What. *gets a treat* OH, I LOVE TREATS. I LOVE YOU BIG SIS.
Me: *Locks Speedy in the cage*.
Speedy Rat: Noooo, I've been fooled. LET ME OOOOOUT.
Alpha Rat: Can I have another treat?
Me: omg.