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The Ultimate Relationship Tag
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Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice?: Nick. He tries not to, he knows it’s threatening as fuck to be yelled at. Especially by a person who looks as scary as he does. But he is an angry fucking person sometimes. So his thing is to try and be as ‘well put together’ as possible in front of her so he doesn’t ever find himself raising his voice for anything other than venting about something unrelated to them, probably. Or out of excitement, but that’s not a disagreement so..Who threatens to leave but never actually does?: Neither of them? Nick doesn’t threaten leaving if something goes wrong. If he threatens it, and says he’s gone, he’s gone. And I don’t think Jaimison is the type to threaten that.Who actually keeps their word and leaves?: So I suppose that means that’s Nick. I answered this with the last one.Who trashes the house?: No one.Do either of them get physical?: GOD NO. Nick is angry but he’s not physically abusive. Not ever. There are very few situations Nick would ever hit her as himself. And even then, that’d be contextually different. Because he’d never do it out of an urge for violence. Never.How often do they argue/disagree?: Probably quite a bit. It’s probably not too often like uncivil disagreements, but you know. Just general, “lets just agree to disagree.” type arguments unless he’s super passionate, or she’s super passionate.Who is the first to apologize?: Nick. He realizes he’s an asshole sometimes, he’s usually the one at fault and he’s willing to take responsibility in that respect.
Sex:
Who is on top?: Nick.Who is on the bottom?: Jaimison.Who has the strangest desires?: Not that Nick has a lot of strange desires, because he’s pretty vanilla, and his less than vanilla things aren’t actually that strange, but if they have sex at all, Nick. Which actually I don’t know how likely sex is between them, really. I don’t actually know Jaimison’s feelings on sex. And I know Nick has a weird issue with how young she is in comparison to him. So. But hypothetically the answer is Nick.Any kinks?: Nick has a biting kink. Otherwise his ‘kinks’ are mostly love, affection, and humor.Who’s dominant in bed?: Nick. Again, hypothetically.Is head ever in the equation?: I’ve got no idea. Maybe. Nick would be way more willing to give than he would be to allow her to give because of the age thing. He would not want her to feel pressured at all and he’d probably freak out about her, uh, going down. But if sex was a thing, and oral sex at that, Nick would be more likely to try and make her feel good so he’d give without receiving in her case.If so, who is better at performing it?: Nick.Ever had sex in public?: Nope.Who moans the most?: Jaimison??? Mostly because unless Nick is on the bottom, he’s more growl-y and breathy than he is moan-y. I mean he does moan on top if you do things right, but not as much. So by default, unless Jaimison is a quiet one, her.Who leaves the most marks?: Nick.Who screams the loudest?: Not sure.Who is the more experienced of the two?: NICK.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?: MaKE??? LOVE??? I DON’T KNOW. HE CAN BE GENTLER WITHOUT IT BEING DIRECTLY LOVING. IT’S KIND OF JUST… CASUAL SEX?Rough or soft?: Soft-ish.How long do they usually last?: I don’t know.Is protection used?: 100% YES. EVERY SINGLE TIME. like there are very few circumstances where Nick wouldn’t use protection with someone. He’s super very into safe sex. Like he will likely give you a really forward “use a fucking condom whenever fucking possible” talk. he knows there are situations where you would go without protection. But he’s absolutely just for safe sex whenever it’s possible to.Does it ever get boring?: I don’t know.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?: tH E COUCH??? THEY’RE NOT THE TYPE TO DO THE DO IN WEIRD PLACES REALLY.
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?: Nope. I mean even if Jaimison theoretically wanted to be a mother, and wanted Nick to be the father of that child, it would be pretty much impossible because Nick is more or less sterile. So if she wanted a kid, she’d have to figure out another way, and Nick is cool with the idea of adoption, sure. But he would really question if a kid is good for him to raise at this point.If so, how many children do your muses want/have?: I assume either zero, or one. Because he would help her raise a kid if she had one for this reason or that. He’d act as a parent if that happened. But Nick wouldn’t really want to do that with more than one kid because it’s stressful.Who is the favorite parent?: I honestly don’t know.Who is the authoritative parent?: I don’t know. Jaimison? It’d probably actually depend on the situation. Because both potentially could do that.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?: Nick.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?: … Nick.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?: Both.Who goes to parent teacher interviews?: Jaimison.Who changes the diapers?: Both.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?: Switches off.Who spends the most time with the children?: I have no clue. Probably Jaimison.Who packs their lunch boxes?: Jaimison.Who gives their children ‘the talk’?: LMAO NICK. I mean how funny it ended up would depend on the age of the kid, but anything past like 14 and he’d get funny about it. Because as long as they’re not sheltering the kid from those things, and answering questions directly without avoiding them when they come up, they will eventually learn, and ask others about it. They’ll learn. It’s a thing you learn about through various people. And classes at least vaguely teach those things so. It’s not like this kid would need the full talk at one time. But Nick is more likely to be the one to answer the questions that he’s able to answer.Who cleans up after the kids?: Whoever is there to witness the mess making. Or they teach their kids to clean up after themselves. you know.Who worries the most?: I have no idea.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?: That one is Nick. He’d stop censoring himself all the way after they turned like 15. They’re almost in high school they’re gonna hear it eventually and swearing is the least of anyone’s problems so there is no point in caring too much about it. Just a, “don’t cuss out anyone who’ll get you into trouble for it and it’s fine.”
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle?: Nick.Who is the little spoon?: Probs Jaimison.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?: Neither of them. The naughtiest thing Nick will do is make really suggestive comments when the moments arise. He’s otherwise good about keeping those things private.Who struggles to keep their hands to themselves?: Neither of them.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?: I don’t know.Who gives the most kisses?: Nick.What is their favourite non-sexual activity?: Watching movies.Where is their favourite place to cuddle?: The couch.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?: I don’t know. How often do they get time to themselves?: Fairly often.
Sleeping:
Who snores?: Jaimison if it’s anyone. I mean I don’t know if she does or not. But it’s not Nick. You’d think Nick snored. But nope. he’s a silent sleeper. Unless he’s sleep talking or screaming because of a nightmare.If both do, who snores the loudest?: N/ADo they share a bed or sleep separately?: Depends.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?: It varies.Who talks in their sleep?: Nick.What do they wear to bed?: Nick wears comfortable sweats and a t-shirt.Are either of your muses insomniacs?: Nick. He sometimes doesn’t sleep for days at a time.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?: No.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?: It varies.Who wakes up with bed hair?: Nick.Who wakes up first?: Nick? though technically half the time he’s not so much ‘waking up’ as he is ‘still awake’Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?: Well Nick doesn’t do breakfast in bed because he doesn’t like food crumbs on his bed. But he’ll make breakfast for the other person as long as they come out of the room to get it.What is their favourite sleeping position?: I don’t know.Who hogs the sheets?: Nick. He gets terribly cold at night.Do they set an alarm each night?: Depends if there’s anything going on the next day.Can a television be found in their bedroom?: No.Who has nightmares?: Nick. I mean they both do. Everyone has nightmares. But Nick has them more frequently when he is found sleeping.Who has ridiculous dreams?: Nick again.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?: Don’t know. Who makes the bed?: Nick. Holy shit he’s a neat freak it bothers him if it’s not done. He’s left it undone before and has spent the whole day with it coming to mind and annoying the shit out of him. What time is bed time?: Their bedtime is never. They’re adults, they do what they want. Any routines/rituals before bed?: Nick brushes his teeth, and maybe showers. I haven’t figured out if he’s a night showerer or a morning showerer yet. At least he brushes and then gets ready for bed whether he actually sleeps or not is beside the point. I don’t know Jaimison’s routine.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?: Nick.
Work:
Who is the busiest?: NickWho rakes in the highest income?: Nick.Are any of your muses unemployed?: Possibly Jaimison.Who takes the most sick days?: sHRUGS??Who is more likely to turn up late to work?: fUCK IF I KNOW.Who sucks up to their boss?: Nick is the boss.What are their jobs?: Nick’s a tattoo artist, and owner of tattoo shop. If Jaimison has a job I don’t know what it is.Who stresses the most?: I don’t know.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?: Nick fucking loves his job.Are your muses financially stable?: Ye.
Home:
Who does the washing?: They both do.Who takes out the trash?: It switches and depends on the situation and who it’s more convenient for at any given time.Who does the ironing?: Honestly I don’t know.Who does the cooking?: Nick.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?: IDUNNO.Who is messier?: Nick’s a neat freak, so probably Jaimison. But not because she’s messy, just because Nick is weird about being orderly. Who leaves the toilet roll empty?: Neither of them.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?: It’s probably Jaimison more often.Who forgets to flush the toilet?: NEITHER OF THEM.Who is the prankster around the house?: Nick.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?: Nick.Who mows the lawn?: Nick.Who answers the telephone?: Whoever it’s most convenient for.Who does the vacuuming?: They probably both do.Who does the groceries?: They do that together.Who takes the longest to shower?: Jamison.Who spends the most time in the bathroom?: lmao Nick. He gives too much of a shit about his looks. (it’s hilarious I say this because in the beginning of writing Nick I said he only spent like 10 minutes in there. But no. No he floofs his damn hair. And makes damn sure he looks good first. Which can occasionally take a long time if he’s picky.)
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem?: Not really.How many cars do they own?: One. Unless Jaimison drives, in which case, two.Do they own their home or do they rent?: Nick owns a small house. So owns.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?: near the coast??Do they live in the city or in the country?: More to a city. Do they enjoy their surroundings?: Yeah.What’s their song?: They don’t have a song.What do they do when they’re away from each other?: Whatever they want.Where did they first meet?: Jaimison moved in as a neighbor or something.How did they first meet?: Jaimison came over to say hi.Who spends the most money when out shopping?: Nick, but on things he needs mostly.Who’s more likely to flash their assets?: Neither of them.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?: Probably it’s much funnier when Nick trips.Any mental issues?: Probably too many. Mostly Nick’s.Who’s terrified of bugs?: Surprisingly that is Nick. He’s not a fan of insects. Like arachnids are fine. But about 95% of insects are a no for him.Who kills the spiders around the house?: I don’t know. Probably Nick. Again. He’s okay with arachnids. He may even occasionally just take a spider outside.Their favourite place?: I don’t know.Who pays the bills?: Nick.Do they have any fears for their future?: Probably. Who doesn’t have at least a slight fear of that.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?: Nick.Who uses up all of the hot water?: I don’t know. Who’s the tallest?: Nick. He’s a goddamn giraffe.Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?: I don’t actually know.Who wanders around in their underwear?: Nick’s more likely to. But not super often.Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?: Nick.What do they tease each other about?: Varying things.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?: Neither of them. Nick’s very fashionable. He makes himself fashionable. And Jaimison’s cute in whatever.Do they have mutual friends?: I don’t know??Who crushed first?: Jaimison. Nick doesn’t start having actual crushes until there’s a deep emotional connection with someone and even then it’s not guaranteed he’ll get a crush. He is romance positive and okay with doing romantic things. Or sensual things and platonic things that may come off as romantic. Because he is affectionate and loving. And he doesn’t mind being in a romantic relationship even if he doesn’t feel entirely romantic for the person if he cares for someone enough. It’s like, “i care about you and we do things that are coupley. And we’re not directly platonic all the time. So yolo I guess I do like you just probably not exactly the same way.” He probably views a lot of his relationships as something closer to quasi/queer-platonic than romantic in his own head a lot times. But as for legitimate romantic attraction and actual crushing it’s actually kinda rare. He’s more likely to get a squish. Any alcohol or substance related problems?: Nick is an on and off alcoholic. He tries his best but he has bad times and often needs help to keep from going back to his alcoholic tendencies.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?: Nick.Who swears the most?: Is that even a question? That’s Nick.
