Do u guys speak English when you work together? If not, in which language do u guys communicate :D
Belgium: It is a bit more complicated than just being able to say we speak this or that language...
Some more (a lot more) information under the cut!
In the EU 24 languages are spoken, they are treated as equally as possible but despite this some countries (Especially France, but also definitely Germany) will try and push their own language to the forefront as their language users are a big percentage of the total population. Which is understandably really!
In this way there are 5 big or "main" languages: German, French, Spanish, Italian and English. Yes despite Brexit and the big debate about whether or not English would still be spoken.
Especially the French wanted to put French or Latin as main language post-Brexit and get rid of English, which is what is briefly touched upon here as well. We can talk about this in another post if someone wants to send a question regarding that because it's pretty hilarious. More information on that is here X
the EU only speaking one language wouldn't do though, yes it would indeed be more practical and cheaper as some of the more frugal countries (The Netherlands *cough cough*) would prefer.
(Actually the amount of money this costs us a year each of us is 2€ source: X so it's worth it for the sake of transparency etc...) Indeed, one of the EU's founding principles is multilingualism (X) meaning that the EU will promote and attempt to:
communicating with its citizens in their own languages
protect Europe’s rich linguistic diversity
promote language learning in Europe
If you ever want to work for the EU know you have to be at least trilingual and be able to speak at least 2 big languages fairly fluently (at least enough to pass the entrance exams). (No they aren't paying me to tell you this. Maybe they should... Hmmm...)
So all this information aside lets get back to the characters! We already touched upon languages in this ask so we thought we could combine them!
Belgium: I speak Flemish X, which is basically a Dutch dialect, French (some Walloon dialects) and German. These are also my official languages. I have no language of my own, sadly. Although when people tell me I speak Belgian, it will be because I have a very distinct Belgian accent in each of those languages. Something I get teased/bullied for a little bit by my neighbours. :(
Luxembourg: I, however, do have my own language! Something that surprises people a lot... Luxembourgish sounds a lot like German with some French word thrown in but despite that is not comprehensible to Germans unless it is written. Due to there being so little native speakers we do not really have a fixed written language. Everyone just writes this language like they want meaning there is sometimes communication issues. Something funny about my language is "that is" which is "Dat ass," which never fails to make my siblings laugh. Next to that my people also learn French and German at a young age and then English meaning my entire population is at least quadrilingual to some extend! There is also a big Portuguese diaspora in my country so those people then speak 5 languages. I picked that up a little as well... in short, I am very multilingual!
France: That's great! I will not lie, I love French and therefore if I could, I would only speak my own language as it is obviously the most beautiful of all languages!
Romano: bullshit.
France: But I am able to speak some local dialects in addition to some regional languages such as Basque and Breton! (X)
Netherlands: I mostly speak Dutch, although just like France I am also able to speak the regional dialects and regional languages such as Frisian X and some low German dialects X which I speak with Germany from time to time to annoy my siblings. :)
Germany: As the Netherlands said I speak some Frisian as well however, I mostly speak German and German dialects. One of these dialects is the Bayern dialect which I speak with Austria whenever I have to interact with him.
Romano: Finally! it’s our turn! So, t’m going to keep it short because I’m not a dick. Anyway, me and my brother speak so many regional dialects of Italian most of the time I have no idea what he is saying. X
Italy: Brother! Don’t be mean!
Romano: U viditi? Un sacciu cchi sta diciandu. (See? I don't know what he is saying)
Italy: Fine! I’m going to go speak some Tirolese with Austria! :(
Belgium: So yes... the EU is home to over 60 indigenous regional or minority languages, spoken by some 40 million people! Thus we are all bound to speak a lot of languages! Thank you for your question!










