#freesmut

[freemanswood]

Bedtime thought #2

Also after that little talk with @theknitterati about that white fluffy mat in Barty's room Mike keeps walking over in Ghost Stories, the idea of rolling around shagging Martin on that plush white shag, messing it up and getting all kinds of rug burns and scruff burns (am sure @violetwylde would also like to ponder this concept) 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[geek-royalty]

Now I can't get the idea of Martin's tongue flirting with a donut out of my head. Like, he'd prob play around a bit and swipe at the loose crackly bits of icing, gently lap the soft chunks up into his mouth. Nibble carefully at the fresh edges to minimise the crackling and any loss of sweet, rich icing on top. But once he's maybe a third of the way in, he'd just start devouring the thing en-masse, stuff himself with big chunks, cheeks so full of donut flesh he has to chew with his mouth half open to fit it all in. Giving himself a bit of an icing moustache in the process 👌👍

[geek-royalty]

Currently harbouring a quiet fantasy about Martin with his beautifully sun-kissed skin emerging out of the water in nothing more than swim togs Bond-style, and while striding forth, allowing us to bask in his toned, tanned thighs and calves, that svelte brown body dotted with beads of water, and sweat, trickling over him. Trailing the angled lines of his hips, gathering around his crotch, glistening in the light as he shifts. Just to tease us that little bit more, he licks his lips, taking his sweet agonising time to comb his fingers through his peppery grey ocean-slicked swoopy do 👅👅👅👀👀👌😍👍

[geek-royalty]

Caught one of my Startup kissing gifs again, and just having a moment, with Martin being super keen to grab a lady between her legs, and then once he does, getting so entranced by her mouth falling open, once his fingers approach her plump folds, sinking into her slick heat. Conjuring each soft little pant and moan she makes, but it’s not enough to simply watch her–he needs to feel her, the flush rising up her cheeks, her lips, already swollen and red with desire, singing for him, gasping breaths for more, as he strokes her clit. Taste her, caressing, teasing his lips as he did hers below, urging him where she really wants his mouth to be.

[geek-royalty]

So I’m trying vainly to go back to sleep with the thought of confessional hosted by ‘Father Martin’ ending in a cramped booth blow job with the vivid image of him fiddling about to undo his clerical collar while groaning with pleasure this is just swell as 😩

[geek-royalty]

after seeing a gifset of martin in WTF lying in bed looking all scruffy and sleepy, i just thought, can you imagine waking up to him like that, and not being able to resist just crawling on top of him and kissing him soundly on the lips, earning a surprised "oomf" from him as you do, and then continuing to snog him while he sleepily tries to keep up,(p1)

(p2)until he wakes up a bit more and then wraps his arms around you and flips you over so that he’s on top and proceeds to kiss his way down your neck, his stubble scraping ever so slightly over your skin, and you spend the rest of the morning in bed, your kisses going from heated and messy back to slow and sleepy again

Wow, now there’s a lovely, sexy thought to wake up to in the morning anon (which I literally just did) *thumbs up* Thank you! Very nice…mmmmm-mmmmmmmmm.

[geek-royalty]

Meanwhile @crazycrowlady and I, both being a tad unimpressed, rejigged that Vodafone ad as follows:

So it’s a beach wedding where Martin’s in more casual gear, a fitted shirt and nice khaki/linen shorts, running along the shore to get to the ceremony. He gets a text telling him he’s getting pinged £100 for roaming with his shitty mobile provider. He gets so mad he trips over and faceplants into the water. Leaving us with an angry, soaking wet Martin with half translucent shirt and crotch of his shorts leaving very little to the imagination in terms of his torso and bulge.

We also thought it best to be the annointed ‘bodily saturation consultants’ (water spritzers and dryers) in this scenario 😉

[geek-royalty]

A concept: Kissing Martin Freeman 👄👅🔥