#french dad

[kiyelle]

EE IM APYING TO SCOTLAND !! so we won’t be too far hehehhe n of cOURSE imma be visiting you, pls show me around france (wait oml are you fluent in french how have i not realised that before)

OMG ARE U SCOTTISH?! YES PLS VISIT ME I’LL LET U TAKE THE BED IN MY LIL DORM AND ILL SLEEP ON THE FLOOR

oml bae i’m crying i’m half french and i live in france yes i’m fluent i thought you knew?!

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Shelter Tour Los Angeles — 11/26/16 Divinity X Technicolor & Innocence X Divinity

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           {online}-- the parents are going to get drunk and i fear, mom, dad, i’m not gonna clean up after your mess, i hope you realize that

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bur1edalive replied to your post:bur1edalive replied to your post “bur1edalive...

Oui petit bleu as much as you want

{online}-- ...nice, i want vanilla and i was marshmellows too- and strawberries

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bur1edalive replied to your post “bur1edalive replied to your post:{online}– me: *points at my dad, mum...”

I do treat you like you are the best petit bleu.

{online}-- will you buy me ice cream then

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bur1edalive replied to your post:{online}– me: *points at my dad, mum and sister*...

non i am the best

{online}-- you have to treat me like i’m the best if you want to be the best french dad

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A drawing commissioned by French Dad!

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French Dad (1)

Me: *le eating ribs*

French Dad: *le cutting ribs with knife and fork*

Me: *unable to cut ribs- shaking plate and making unseemly noise*

French Dad: Just use your hands.

Me: ...

French Dad: Seriously

French Dad: Do it.