chicken nuggets turned me gay

Riley - 30s   He / Him 1% whiskey, 99% hot gas

[boltlightning]

james norrington + being a royal bitch (inspiration)

[bowelfly]

Brother Gregor gone fishin'

[bowelfly]

Meanwhile, in the reeds

[my-dailydreams]

[yesornopolls]

When you imagine a red apple which do you see?

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Remaining time: 6 days 9 hours

[shock]

simplifying models for kids in science today

[ironwoman359]

Reblog for My Cat After (Wet) (Sad)

[mala-taste]

My fave Tumblr bio ever I think

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[striders]

disgraced nascar driver pulling over after a devastating loss and shooting the car in the head like an injured horse

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[my-dailydreams]

[redstonedust]

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

[corporationkills]

now who kicked all those springs under the fridge

[generaljenobi-deactivated202411]

[michaelmcdonaldofficial]

deeply deeply deeply intrigued by the wall art choices from this zillow listing i found in Quebec

[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

[gnusnoteunuchs]

ME: ah, fuck! these allergies are going crazy!

THE PERFIDIOUS POLLEN PARTICLE:

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode