Now, you have stumbled upon this zlog, heck we stumble everywhere now, but it is my honor to welcome you to the life of the undead! As you keep reading, you’ll find out that there is more than what meets the eye in our daily routine. The Living often stereotype us as eaters and murderers but that’s not just who we are! Our society is a complex place nowadays and I sincerely hope this zlog opens your eyes, or eye, to the opportunities we have as well as tips and tricks to help you survive this new world. It’s a big transition, but it is not something you have to do alone.
Hi guys! Zoe M. Bee here as your president of the Zombie Guide to Life blog and I would like to welcome all newcomers to our growing community. I would like to introduce myself a little more. I was first turned when I was 21, but I don’t remember my life before anymore. Since then, I love to try different meat in new places that I stumble upon, go on long walks, and just stumble around with my fellow dead. I started this blog along with Brian N. Faze so we can better help those freshies around, because boy I could’ve used some help too in the beginning. Cost me an arm and limb don’t ya know. Get comfy because you’ll be here for the rest of your life, or at least until you get decapitated by a Living. Keep reading if you want to meet the rest of the lovely crew!
Love,
Zoe M. Bee
2. Brian N. Faze: Co-Founder
Sup! How’s it going my freshie?! This is Brian N. Faze, your Co-Founder of the Zombie Guide to Life blog. Listen, I know it can be hard when you first “change”, but that’s what this blog is here for. So don’t worry and you’ll be fine. Back when I was a Living I was the oh-so famous football star. One too many bonks to the head got me good and I became what I am today. Fortunately I still have all my limbs working perfectly fine. Like most of the dead, I enjoy stumbling around and eating. But my favorite thing to do is to stalk to Living because watching them squirm is amusing. You can only die once… or in this case, twice. If y’all got any questions feel free to hit any one of us and we’ll be dying to help. Happy readings y’all!
Sincerely,
Brian N. Faze
3. Lykes E. Ting: Editor
Grrrr… what’s that sound? Sorry, that’s just my stomach. I can never seem to get enough food into me, but that’s probably because I have a giant hole where my stomach used to be. Anyhow, this is your deadly editor, Lykes E. Ting. Back when the world was normal, I was your annual Heavy Food Champion, which is probably how I got my name. I like to walk, watch the sunset and I LOVE to eat; all day every day. If you need someone to go on food adventures with I am your person. I can’t promise I’ll share though. Looks like I got to go, I smell something delicious!
(Food) Love,
Lykes E. Ting
4. Rah Ted: Field Journalist
Howdy y’all! My name Rah Ted and I will be the Field Journalist. So anything with new sites, that’s me! I’m your friendly neighborhood zombie. My passion is to discover new places and now that we’re undead we have all the time in the world. That’s actually how I became a zombie. I discovered this hidden cave along the coast of Florida and accidentally tripped and cracked my head right open, good thing my brain stayed intact! I also love to eat and walk, just like everyone else. Well I’m off to the Grand Canyon to do some more exploring! See y’all real soon. Bye for now!
