Zombie guide to life undead

By: Andrea Marella and April Cheng Writing 39B Professor Shane Crosby Fall 2016

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How to Avoid a Living Horde

*shivers* 

A Living horde is something you do NOT want to encounter. Our community has lost many fellow undead to these hordes. It is guaranteed that they will always be armed and dangerous. They are not afraid to kill those that are different from them. Here are some ways to avoid them.

The first is simple. If you see one, stumble the other way. In no way should you make yourself known to them. If you are spotted, try to stumble away as fast as you can or find a hiding spot. Your best chance is to avoid them completely. 

Second. Always be in a group. It easier to defend and attack in a group if it comes to it. Whether or not you’ll survive depends on the number of both groups. But being in a group can help your chances of surviving.

Third. Take the more dark path rather than staying out in the open. Living hordes tend to stay out in the open where everything is more visible to them. Taking a route that can disguise yourself, like a forest, will lessen the chances that the Living will see you. Plus they only enter the forest if it’s absolutely necessary. 

Lastly. Don’t make any noises that can give yourself away. Avoid stepping on crunchy objects and kicking objects around when stumbling. If you make a big noise, chances are that someone heard it. You can always try to make yourself seem like one of them, but it usually never works out. Try to be as quite as possible. 

Hopefully these help you when you’re out an about. 

- Rah Ted

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