Jun 28, 2018
Magnus: *gets hurt*
Alex: This is so sad Alexa play despacito
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Magnus: *gets hurt*
Alex: This is so sad Alexa play despacito
Percy: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
Alex: That's what you do.
Percy: Me? Oh no. My power is no illusion.
Percy: I can fucking demolish you.
Samirah: do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Magnus?
Magnus: No
Alex: I do
Samirah: I know, Alex
Alex: I'm sad
Samirah: I know, Alex
Jason: I wasn't that drunk!
Alex: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important
Jason, tearing up: but you are
Alex: You're lucky I'm a doctor, because I'm going to break every bone in your body
JJ: *panicked*
Alex: what did you do?
JJ: NOBODY DIED
ALex: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Alex: things were starting to make sense, but then there was a jar of rice at the bus stop--
Alex: The stars are beautiful tonight
Alex: You know who else is beautiful?
Rachel: Who?
Alex: Cee
Rachel: You right, tho