#friday talking

[the-lazy-bard-official]

Can you keep a secret uncle Tony? - @that-kid-hunter-barton

[Mr. Stark has regrettably been turned into a mouse. However, I can relay a message to him, as well as keep a secret myself. What's up?]

[the-lazy-bard-official]

[Announcement]

[Mr. Stark has been regrettably transformed into a cat. I will be handling all inquiries until we finish adding a "cat" setting to the translator.]

[the-lazy-bard-official]

Don’t get killed by the cats around the house

[Mr. Stark has asked me to inform you that he is perfectly safe, thank you very much. He is currently piloting one of his suits and is working on installing a mouse-to-english translator set to his voice.]

[the-lazy-bard-official]

friday, could we test how mr stark would react to catnip?

[Mr. Stark is (thankfully) no longer a cat. However, since he was recently given the ability to shift between forms, I am sure the reaction would be typical if he was cat.]

[the-lazy-bard-official]

*gives you a burger as an apology for turning you into a cat*

[Mr. Stark appreciates the gesture, but has been advised to not eat human food while as a cat.]

[the-lazy-bard-official]

mr stark is a kitty now?

[I am afraid so. He wishes to inform the animal anon that he would rather be able to shift at will, rather than be forcibly transformed. He also says to go censored yourself. He is not in the best mood, which is why I shall be handling all inquiries for the time being.]

[the-lazy-bard-official]

*turns you into a cat for two days*

"... mrow >:("

[*sighs* I'll get to work on the translator, boss.]

[the-lazy-bard-official]

im kinda curious

what is mr starks pelt color as a mouse?

[Mr. Stark has been turned into a common variety of house mouse; as such his pelt is a light brown.]