#friedberg-seltzer

[karlamon]

I just tortured myself with a Friedberg-Seltzer marathon (their theatrical output), so you don't have to:

A ★ review of Date Movie (2006)

Lil Jon's crunk talk is enough to tell you how dated Date Movie is.

A ★ review of Epic Movie (2007)

I liked the part where P. Diddy gets knocked out by a wine bottle.

A ★ review of Meet the Spartans (2008)

Medic from Team Fortress 2 narrates this movie, and now I can't unhear him. Schweinhunds!

A ½ review of Disaster Movie (2008)

Pooh's Adventures: The Movie. (And by "Pooh", I mean "Shit".)

A ★★ review of Vampires Suck (2010)

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[karlamon]

My ★★ review of Spy Hard (1996) on Letterboxd:

A ★★ review of Spy Hard (1996)

Weird Al deserved an Oscar for his theme song.