#friendly joke

[kevinparkor]

8, 18, 23 ::)

ayyyy ay ay

8. Favorite candy? gay bacon and Snickers hhhhh

18. Favorite actress? uuuuuuh hmmmm Imogen Poots right now idk I just love her

23. Favorite cereal? ahhH honey bunches of oats w almonds!!!! 

thanks!! btw I was just chillin on your blog & your faq page was really annoying :)

[regalgorgon]

Tumblr In My Eyes

Me: "This drink doesn't taste too good.."

Friend: "Eh, it's not everyone's cup of tea."

tumblr: "Oh my God/gods/goodness/gosh/golly/gee you can't say that you piece of trash holy shit go die and get hit by a bus you scum you can't say that- why would you say that oh my god i'm crying now because reasons why can't you see that those drinks have feelings too

Holy christ in a hand basket you're so judgemental and hateful why not just delete your blog. I identify myself as that drink and i don't want your opinion anyway

and your friend isn't helping either how about you both just go kill yourselves gawd."

Sorry, had to. Tried to cover every topic but I know I'm missing some without hitting any specific words.

[kat-the-name]

I can't help to remember once at a football game, my friend was teaching me about a females having a gaydar. She pointed at a dude and said "you see him… he's about 45%" next she pointed at my friend (nickname) Nacho and said " And look at Nacho… he's about 20%" but Nacho didn't know what we're we talking about and over heard his name through the point on then scream "MAKE THAT 30%." My friend cried really hard that night.