alright but this: everyone taking turns babysitting rosita's kids. who can handle all of them by themselves? what kind of baby watching teams are formed? what song does buster teach them all to sing in an angelic chorus????
first of all, Mike would have to be bribed with an impressive amount of money to accept to do this. Once there he’d prob leave the piglets on their own and go take a walk or something. Awful babysitter 0/10 would not recommend (tho imagine the kids using him as a toy and dressing him up omfggg I’m sorry mike but also not)
I still think it’d be precious to have the three youngsters babysit the kids at the same time. Johnny would be the kids’ best friend tbh they’d love him. Ash has no patience but Meena does, Meena isn’t assertive enough and can’t be heard over the loud children, but Ash can scream for the three of them and be stern if she has to. Both Johnny and Meena can cook and of course everyone can sing and entertain the kiddos in their own way. Meena would prob feel less scared to sing in a homely setting with just kids and friends as an audience.
Gunter states that he can totally handle the kids by himself but by the end of the day the house is a mess and the piglets are dancing on the furniture to disco music. He still thinks he did a great job.
I can’t help thinking that Buster would prob ask Eddie to help him babysit?? But like, both of them know nothing about children and are totally unprepared but somehow they manage to keep the piglets alive the whole day
Eddie plays videogames with them and they DESTROY HIM and he’s like “HOW THE HECK ARE THEY SO GOOD” “it’s teamwork eddie, can’t you see there’s 3 of them playing with that joystick at the same time?”
and oH MY GOD OF COURSE, THE PIGLET CHORUS I’M DYI NG
Buster would totally manage to make them sing something, though for the life of me I don’t know wha t
it’d be great tho, tears would be shed
Rosita and Norman come back home and the piglets throw a show for them and they both cry and then the children all say “thank you Mr. Moon!” and go hug him and Buster cries and Eddie stands there awkwardly like eVERYONE’S CRYING WHAT DO I DO
ok I’m getting carried away I think I should stop here lmao in the end nobody wins, Rosita is still the best and the only one who can really handle the piglets by herself, the end