#friendversations

[homosexularity]

River: *shows pic of cinnamon rolls*

Me: *moans*

River: why are you making sexual noises to cinnamon rolls?

[homosexularity]

Cookie Clicker

Glasses Nick: Grandmas are dope now.

Glasses Nick: Its like.. 18.6

Glasses Nick: per grandma

[homosexularity]

Roommate: I just want it to come into my mouth so I can spit it out.

[homosexularity]

Out of Context Convos

roommate: You're putting it in dry?

me: ...

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roommate: How is it to be inside of me?

me: ...

[i-will-hold-on-to-you]

Shoutout to my best friend @young-and-restless-wanderer, who is the only one I know who can give me legit life/relationship advice, and also have a conversation where we just send each other the 👍🏻 sticker, 26+ times..all in the same night lol. Honesty don't know what I would do without you💖

[swagalicioussquids]

we are talking about someone who wears beachwear DECIDEDLY not at the beach, unironically

Boots, in reference to Kye

[homosexularity]

Cards Against Humanity

Cody2: the winner is "getting really high"

Ivy: THAT'S MY CARD! :D

Cody2: nvm it's uh..."pretending to care"

Ivy: you're an asshole

[homosexularity]

Tony: she's putting her ball in his taco

Nick: it's radioactive

Tony: I'll eat one of Hannahs taco balls.

Nick: *mumbling* sloppy seconds.