This is less of a confession and more of a rant. I just despise modern villains and poor takes from Tumblr users about villianism.
You do realize that it's fine if we're "problematic" right? As far as you know, I've blown up two planets for no other reason than I wanted to (no I am not "racist" towards the Saiyans. That's undignified. I just didn't need them anymore. You humans and your racism is so strange. Bending backwards to justify hatred because it makes you feel better. But you're not ready for that discussion)
And this is what the one human I actually like calls a "hot take" but I sincerely hate the "I support their wrongs uwu" mindset. WE ARE VILLIANS! IT'S FINE THAT NOT EVERYONE LIKES US! Also we don't need your condescending support.
Also I can't talk to most modern villains because they try to hard to be "good". They cry for fans approval and for their "justifications" to be validated. Just accept you're the villain and do whatever you want. Don't cry to me about your tragic back story because I won't pity you. Either just admit your methods are morally grey at best or join the good guys.
Not to mention that most people can't handle the "doing the wrong thing for the right reason" scenario. You do realize that Goku murders the people he fights to the death right? In most societies that's considered murder. Yes, that applies to myself too. Do I blame him? No, it's a normal response of most intelligent life to either try to get away or to fight back. I was trying to murder him, and I don't actually mind people fighting back. Is it stupid to try to fight me? Yes. Unless you are Son Goku from Earth if you try to fight me you're an idiot. But sometimes it's fun squashing weak people's hopes that they had a fighting chance.
Yes, I enjoy it. So what? I am a villain made by a gag comedy writer from Japan. What did you expect? I honestly hate that the fact that I'm proud of my villainy makes me unique. No, stop producing whiny villians with no spines. That's not why I'm unique. My power makes me unique, my charisma makes me unique, my mutated genes make me unique, not the fact that I kill people for little reason. There are hundreds of people on your Earth that do the same thing. That's not special. Netizens nowadays just have no standards when it comes to villainy.
Sincerely, an extremely irritated Frieza.
(I was informed I should use emojis, so here I will allow my son to pick them 👑🥇🌌)
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