Let’s read the notebook, what if it’s about the stars?
"I'm - not so sure about that one."
Coomer picks up a particularly worn-looking notebook.
"Well, they say to never judge a book by it's cover. The answers to all of the cosmos could be in here for all we know!"
"Every single one of them?"
"...Bad news Bubby, the cosmos are illegible!"
"Oh you're right - this handwriting is absolute shit!"
"Perhaps you should read it aloud for the benefit of our new companions!"
"You can just ask me to read it to you, Dr. Coomer."
"I'm not your companion?"
"You're not new. It says..."
"the batteries are dead on my Game Gear! i'm not gonna go ask where spares are cause I'm below deck slacking off. i said i had to use the bath room for 1 hour. totally fooled them. it's been 2 and no one's come to get me."
"you can't blame me it's freezing out there! the weather guy is a total moron. and the boss was all 'we have a quota to meet before winter comes so get back out on the water' LAME!!! he's SO annoying. why doesn't he just come get the fish himself?"
"This was some layabout's journal, I guess."
"the sun is going down and we're still on the water for some reason. and i wanna go home already. i have left over pizza in the fridge. i went to go see what's up and that guy i don't know the name of was all 'i forgot you were even here' and he called me FAVIO? favio!!! big talk for a guy named. uh. whatever!"
"Bubby, I believe this journal was written by someone named Favio."
"we're on our way back now. maybe they didn't know the route cause it's our first time on this lake. also everyone but me was being stupid (no literally they were basically going in circles) they were all 'why don't YOU steer if your so smart' and no way am i doing that it's snowing even worse now!!!"
"i'm writing to pass time. someone said i should be writing my paper instead. i think i will... NOT! Here is my review of Altered Beast for the Sega Genesis:"
"Oh my god, I'm skipping this part. Does this guy ever shut up?!"
"I'm sure Gordon can tell us all about 'Altered Beast for the Sega Genesis' when we get back, wherever he's gone!"
Bubby rapidly flips through page after page.
"...It just ends? After all that? Uh, there's one more entry after his 'review.' I think it says..."
Bubby squints at the messy scrawl.