#frog news

[frogofthemonth]

Frog² News

Mathematicians have discovered if you replace all the numbers with frogs everything still works just fine. In fact, algebra equations were found to double in power and cause unexplained phenomena when small frogs replaces the letters.

"I did some geometry but I replaced the cubes with frogs. Not only did I solve my equations but also we discovered a new shape that bends into a 4th frog based dimension. We have not dared to calculate any circles yet."

We will keep you informed on any updates to this story.

[jello-the-frog]

MORE ON TODAYS FROG NEEEWS, more insects uuuupdaaates

I saw a moth, i got it outside. Google said it could be any of these: Tiger Moth, the Agreeable Tiger Moth, or the Fall Webworm Moth. Either way, 10/10 moth, I would've gotten more pictures if we didn't have to rush to the doctors office to get my monthly blood draw. It was about the size of my fingernail for scale

I also saw this cricket/grasshopper/katydid/whatever the fuck yesterday, very pleasantly shaped

@donnielikesbugs do you approve of today's bugs?

[sharts-of-narsil]

POV: You're a frog trying to read the paper and there's a goblin looking down at you.

[candycryptids]

HUGE FROG NEWS https://www.tumblr.com/markscherz/764393908118650880/meet-the-seven-new-frog-species-we-just-named

SEVEN NEW FROGS!!!

This is the [best thing] I could’ve woken up to oh my GOD. it has FROG CALLS. It has DARLING LIL FROGS. I admittedly don’t really know much Star Trek but this is AMAZING

Their little whistley song…. 😭😭😭😭 I love tree frogs… their shape is so enchanting… legit tearing up a lil bit cos I’m so excited 😂

AND ASSUMING THEYRE IN ORDER…. Boophis Burnhamae has a little charm point of a red spot on the back…. Gosh… it looks a lil like a flower sticker to me XD and I love how SPECKLY Boophis Siskei is…. The cutest…. 💖💥

[frogofthemonth]

Frog News

Just in time for the halloween season Frogtor Frogenstein has released several hundred Werefrogs into the local woods. These frog are much like normal frogs but if they bite you you will contract Frocanthropy. They also also known to croak at the full moon. Once infected, a person will become a frog every full moon and also every time it rains and sometimes if they are in the vicinity of a pond or swamp. Maybe even sometimes at random or if they see a fly. Most victims describe the ordeal as "pretty chill" and "Not that bad actually." Stay tuned for more frog news.

[frogofthemonth]

Public Service Announcement.

If you see a Frog Prince and he asks you for a kiss to end his curse do NOT kiss him. His curse actually turns anyone he kisses into another Frog Prince. They are multiplying rapidly because all these Frog Princes are just so damn handsome and charismatic.

[frogofthemonth]

Frog Science News Alert

Scientists in the Big Science Lab invented a Big and Cool new microscope and discovered that all atoms in the universe are actually very small, gently rotating frogs.

"Yeah we looked at the proton and the neutron and actually they are just frogs. Its all frogs, and they rotate gently and slowly. Electrons also. The nucleus is actually just several frogs and they love each other so much it makes the universe."

We asked about Quarks, but they simply have not made a Microscope thats Big or Cool enough to see of those are also frogs. Stay tuned for more information.

[frogofthemonth]

Frog News

Its almost spring and you know what that means: Its time to go outside during the evening hours and scream as loud as possible every single day. Please make sure you gather around every suitable body of water and scream as loud as possible, every single day and into the night every night.