Frog Of The Month

Join the Frog Of The Month Club. The only requirement is the view the Frog (of the month.) frogofthemonth.com

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Hey did they call toadstool that because hes just the right size for a toad to sit on and read his morning paper? Do scientists know about this?

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Petition to replace the moon with a large, immortal frog of similar mass. The benefits are as follows:

-Frog will eat incoming asteroids -Frog will wave at us and croak in the morning -Large and intimidating frog will scare away hostile aliens

I estimate that this can be done for roughly 42 Billion Frogloons. I will take donations to my Frogpal and or large wads of money in briefcases.

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I have consulted the Frogoracle... The bones and the cards and the magic 8 ball all agree.... You are going to become a frog and its going to happen soon.

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Every single frog

All of them.

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I need frogloons to pay my swamplord, is anyone hiring? I am an expert in Frog Wrangling and Frog Petting and Frog Spotting. I am also a Toad Specialist.

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If you're reading this you have been DRAFTED into the frog war. The frogs cannot agree on who gets to nap on the good lily pad that floats tranquilly in a sunbeam, so we're all going to get real big and mad and croak real loud at each other until someone wins.

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Update: Frog War has been cancelled, as during the battle all the frogs fell asleep in a big pile on the same lily pad. Please be courteous to the napping frogs if you swim by as all that croaking and being mad has tired them out.

[frogofthemonth]

If you're reading this you have been DRAFTED into the frog war. The frogs cannot agree on who gets to nap on the good lily pad that floats tranquilly in a sunbeam, so we're all going to get real big and mad and croak real loud at each other until someone wins.

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Frog Fact #48

The Nectophrynoides genus of toads native to Tanzania do not lay eggs. Toads in this genus instead give birth to small toadlets, completely skipping the tadpole era. This is similar to the toads native to the Evil Witch Swamp, which skip the tadpole phase by directly summoning toadlets from the Evil Toad Realm.

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Why do people say "a little birdy told me" when talking about secrets? I have heard way more dark secrets from the toads.

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Watch Out

Emergency Alert Services have detected a higher than average number of frogs in your area. This is an emergency situation. Please equip your Frog Vision Goggles as not every frog will be visible in your local lightwaves. These frogs will be in your area for a brief period until they get bored and move on.

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*Bad to the bone guitar riff*

Are you ready to see the sickest Frog Stunts???

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Check them out here!!! With this month's Frog (of the month)

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Theres no scientific proof that inside all black holes isn't a Big Hungry Frog. You cannot prove this wrong.

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Hey guys the frog isn't late we are operating on Frog Time. Frog will be available this evening and it will be perfectly on time in Frog Time.

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Should I teach frogs how to swear and say damn

Hell Yeah

Hell No

Voting ended onJun 23

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I'm gonna teach a frog how to use a computer.

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Business is booming in the frog sector!! We are now offering large bonuses to all of our frog holders. As a result, every single one of you is now a Frogillionaire. That's right! One million frogs are now in your bank account! Most stores don't take frogs as currency though so... good luck with that.

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Imagine the biggest frog you can.

Now imagine a bigger frog.

There is no limit to what you can do.