#frogofthemonth

[frogofthemonth]

Whoever said frogs say "Ribbit" was being incredibly reductive some of these guys do say "Ribbit" but a lot of them be saying "ᴮᵉᵉᵖ" some of them be saying "Waauu" and some of them be saying "Fuck" but I don't know who taught them that one.

[frogofthemonth]

HOLY SHIT

you guys im literally shaking i just pulled a RARE base set Bindle holy SHIT this is worth enough frogloons to buy a whole swamp it even has the RARE frog move i cant believe it

[frogofthemonth]

Replace AI datacenters with Frog Center where instead of computer we have a cool frog pond where you can visit a frog or maybe 2 frogs.

[frogofthemonth]

Boss told me my software had too many bugs so I plugged a frog directly into the mainframe. Frog ate all the bugs and was so much better than me that I was fired. Now the frog has my job and my wife and my kids call him dad instead of me.

[frogofthemonth]

He will get there

Hes walking at his own pace be patient.

[frogofthemonth]

I have an announcement. It was me, I was putting the chemicals in the water that make the frogs gay. The chemicals was actually Dr Pepper. The frogs were already gay but the Dr Pepper made them gayer. I am not sorry.

[frogofthemonth]

I am climbing up the 5g cel towers and attaching a Toad Booster. All toads within range will be Boosted.

[frogofthemonth]

Imagine the biggest frog you can.

Now imagine a bigger frog.

There is no limit to what you can do.