#frog tales

[cowboyjen68]

this is such a silly question but: celebrity crush? (also quick unrelated story about frogs/toads: once when i was 11/12 my friend came over and we were playing in the backyard and often times you’d find frogs/toads in the grass just chilling, i’d love it and pick them up and bring them to safety [there was only one time i freaked tf out and it was cus it was this huge black one that was almost the size of my forearm i didnt even realize it was a damn frog i thought it was a netherbeing sent to drag me to the underworld or something wtf] anyway i had just moved a couple yrs ago so it was her first time visiting me at the new house and she didnt know about the toads/frogs [we had all lived in the city prior to my move]. so we’re playing and hanging out and my friend is in the grass in the backyard while im on the patio looking at a magazine or something. suddenly i hear “whats that” followed by a blood curdling scream and when i look up my friend is running for her life while a [fairly small] frog innocently leaps away. mind you the frog isnt even bothered like just quietly leaping away in the other direction and she’s carrying on like shes in a Scream movie, and i watch her roll her ankle, bust the straps on her sandals, fall sideways, dramatically get up screaming still, only to bust the other sandal and fall directly into some mud and i am..............so sorry but it was the funniest thing my 12 yr old self had ever seen. I was literally laughing so hard i keeled over and my friend was glaring at me from her spot in the grass/mud. She was perfectly fine, I helped her get cleaned and gave her a pair of my own flip flops but to this day, even 13 yrs later the mental image is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen)

I had to reread your story several times and was able to create a film reel in my head that had me laughing out loud. I am by myself at work but my dog now thinks I am nuts. That is hilarious and I hope you gave her a cool nickname you still put out these days like "frog sprinter" or "mudder".

My celebrity crush: that is hard. I hardly ever watch any TV... just no damn time in my day and they shows we watched in the winter don't contain any crushable characters. (Letter Kenny)

I would have to say.. I still crush on Julie Andrews after all these years. She is still lovely and her poise and power amaze me. Renee O Conner (Gabriel in Xena). I can watch reruns of that all damn day. LOL

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@ofkindnessandchaos

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I just remembered when I went to a movie with my sister about a month ago I was waiting for her on a bench because I couldn’t finish it (messed with anxiety). And this lady who had to be in her 40s and who I presume was her daughter came out of another movie looking for a restroom.

The one I was sitting next to was roped off and clearly had a sign saying not to enter and explaining maintenance.

So the lady in the most condescending tone goes “why would they put this here?” and pushes it aside so her daughter and self can use the restroom that is clearly not to be used???

Did she not see the sign or did she not care? I almost said something but on her way back out she glared at me like it was my fault the restroom had  been clearly ROPED OFF. I feel like some people know and just don’t care if it makes things difficult for others anymore. She was a full grown adult, she probably knew.

Calling millennials entitled but you can’t even read a maintenance sign bc it inconveniences you smh.

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hello i am up late and in need of attention because i am v high maintenance but i don’t bite

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Psychic: *reads my mind*

Me: fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hibarin fem Hiba

Psychic: what the Fuck

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Gonna go write some, I will return eventually after much blood and tears

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I’m gonna go fix that first chapter now for real. While I still have the time to do so ^^;

I'll send out more asks once I'm done.

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So......wow. I have a lot a lot of messages to send this morning. If you haven't received an ask yet or gotten a return reply it's because I fell asleep and have a lot of replies to return. That's a good thing though! I'm so excited to talk with all of you precious humans (´；ω；`)