#frog tango

[angryjewishcockroach]

It’s kind of the opposite of a Pesach song because it’s about how lovely and wonderful (and polite!) frogs are (though I guess they were lovely and wonderful from our point of view, seeing as they were meant to convince Pharaoh to let our people go…), but here, have some טנגו צפרדעים this Passover season

[nonhumanhermitheadcanons]

Tango actually managed to get himself turned into a frog over on the Empires server. He had to hop all the way back to the Rift to get back, which is why it took such a long time for him to return. Once he jumped through the portal, however, he got de-frogificated, much like fWhip got de-goblinified. If Tango ever were to return to Empires, he’d turn back into his froggy self c:

[nonhumanhermitheadcanons]

Tango's a frog. What crimes does he commit?

All of them.

He's a strawberry poison dart frog.

As such he's only poisonous after eating the bugs that give him the poison. I still wouldn't touch him with bare hands, as that could end poorly for both parties involved.

[angryjewishcockroach]

The more I listen to the Israeli frog song, the more words I'm able to pick out, so that's kind of cool