#passover

[draconym]

Going to a seder at a family friend's place tonight and I have been informed multiple times that someone there has changed her name to Stephanie, but because it seems nobody wants to deadname her, nobody has specified who Stephanie is. So I guess I'm just going to get a surprise Stephanie when I arrive.

[jewish-joy]

I was atrociously late to a seder because of a hospital shift.

All to say, when my rabbi opened the door for Elijah, he yelped when I was on his door step with an appearance akin to surviving a war, a beyond exhausted expression, and an iced coffee larger than my head.

I didn't even register his surprise when I asked, still in the door way "Hey, could i have some wine?"

[thatwritererinoriordan]

Passover falling on the evening of April Fools Day would be the funniest possible time for the prophet Elijah to come back btw

[faustian-dystopia]

my friend consistently wishes me a "happy jewish easter" (referring to passover, though she typically sends it around purim time).

i, jokingly, wished her a happy christian passover this easter, mistakenly thinking that her holiday wishes were also a lighthearted joke. i have since been sentenced to six paragraph texts and groupchat mediation jail as if we were middle schoolers

as stupid as this whole thing is, its just frustrating that it's ok for my religion to be boiled down to "the default religion without jesus" by both my christian and atheist friends. i thought i got all the posts about cultural christianity out of my system with christmas, but i suppose there's no rest for the wicked

[trobairitzdedia]

When the pharaoh is being a bitch so you bring out the tzefardea

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

‘Not like other Passovers’: hundreds of Jewish demonstrators arrested after New York protest seder

About 300 people were detained near Senate majority leader Chuck Schumer’s Brooklyn home

Hundreds of Jewish anti-war demonstrators have been arrested during a Passover seder that doubled as a protest in New York, as they shut down a major thoroughfare to pray for a ceasefire and urge the Senate majority leader, Chuck Schumer, to end US military aid to Israel.

The 300 or so arrests took place on Tuesday night at Grand Army Plaza, on the doorstep of Schumer’s Brooklyn residence, where thousands of mostly Jewish New Yorkers gathered for the seder, a ritual that marked the second night of the holiday celebrated as a festival of freedom by Jews worldwide.

The seder came just before the US Senate resoundingly passed a military package that includes $26bn for Israel.

[violet-prism-creatively]

website: accept cookies??

me, clicking reject all: sorry it's passover

[westasianblues]

has anyone posted this one yet for this year?