#froggi!

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Fruk version

I dont like that..

Not at all

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WHO PUTS SALMON JN A FISHCAKE??? The most I’ve ever had is prawns in a fishcake 😭

MY FUCKING SECONDARY SCHOOL

IT WAS SO BAD. ENOUGH OIL TO GET IT COLONIZED I SWEAR TO GOD

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJbUj4SE/

Self-explanatory, really

Shdhejdjdjd i love badgers they're so chill

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So I’ve learnt it was very common in early Anglo Saxon England to bury high-statue women in beds and regardless of when you think Britannia ceased to exist, I’m here to bring a little bit of angst regardless: little England burying Britannia in a bed and not understanding what’s happening

OH

OH FROGGI

At this time i hc arthur to be physically like 2 or 3 while he may be a century or two old, but even then he only has the understanding of a small toddler, and he doest understand why mam went to sleep one day and never woke up, why she was buried in a barrow, why everyone was so sad, he doesn't fucking understand, and when small children don't understand they get frustrated, which makes them violent and angry.

Oh this. This is good

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I’ve heard the phrase ‘English vice’ before but I’ve just learnt that it’s can be used in reference to sadomasochism specifically because when Englishmen went on their grand tour in the 18th and 19th century they’d go to brothels and ask the women to flagellate them and idk man, I’m in a rush currently but there’s something funny to be said about Arthur there I’m sure

Shdhd I've heard of this and will never get over it, I'll bet Arthur is a glutton for punishment, France gives it to him enthusiastically 👌

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Just bargain for your soul(s) over pens like this gay little freak

Granted, six of them aren’t his but I don’t have time to explain the team fortress 2 lore right now

I've bargained like 4 of them I only have like 12 left. I need to stock up soon or I'm gonna run out soon. I'll getbsispicipus and I cant steal one of my sister's even as she keeps nicking mine.

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The Badger waking up from a nap to see a human person sleeping in their home

The dude was not happy about that. Not at all. fucker scratched my leg, but tbf I was also in his home

Didn't get rabies though! We checked.

I swear time starts warping in holes I swear I was asleep for 5 minutes and all of a sudden it was 3 hours later