#frogs.txt

[getinthecoffin]

probably the worst thing about liking the dsmp is that it was worth it

[getinthecoffin]

the tragedy of buffy to me in early seasons is that she’s convinced she’s not a normal girl dealing with normal girl things even though everything that happens to her is an extremely cogent metaphor for normal girl things, such as when you’re filled with thoughts of violence, or when your boyfriend starts acting like a different person after you have sex with him, or your mom grounds you for being irresponsible even though you ARE responsible it’s just that nobody understands what you’re going through, or when the entire world conspires to convince you that your sexual desires are inherently evil and you will be punished for having them. many of these things are normal girl experiences under the patriarchy but buffy doesn’t know that bc she’s in the literalization torture labyrinth

[getinthecoffin]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “umineko no naku koro ni” youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear ive never seen grandpa outside of his study

my buddy gretel, pacing: beatrice is lying to us

[getinthecoffin]

the border of the window in this shot.... mhmm.

[getinthecoffin]

mutuals can dm for my LINKEDIN i don’t give a fuck at all anymore

[getinthecoffin]

just got the strangest reply to one of my ghost trick posts accusing me of goncharoving everyone and that “ghost trick” didn’t sound like a legit name for a game and then tagged it as unreality. funniest possible response

[getinthecoffin]

my toxic trait is i genuinely think id be an incredible lets player like not just good id completely kill it and everyone would think i’m really really funny even the haters and losers

[getinthecoffin]

watch fullmetal alchemist 2003