Mar 2, 2022
(973): He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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(973): He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
(763): Hey, long story short, Grandma needs bail money.
(210): I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?
(852): If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That jerk.
(541): I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin' for a minute.