#from simon

[funnierasafictive]

as a fictive heavy system of over 100 headmates total we lovingly call ourselves the largest fandom crossover that no one wanted but all of us enjoy

-👁📚

Aw, we definitely feel the same way! I remember on one social media, we temporarily called our personal account "Crossover Party" I think? Or "24/7 Crossover" hahaha

[the-system-mailbox]

From (book) Simon

directed at David and only David :)

You hit me with your car, I'm coming for your balls. Start running immediately.

(ahem, side note from host, his source is cry of fear)

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[willows-wonder-wall]

Blue - what brings them comfort?

I'll be answering this based off Willows current comforts, note that these could easily change/be added to as Willow shapes and grows as a character

Many of Willows comforts are doubleedged swords. For example, the stars comfort them, until they start to think about themself in comparison. They hold the belief that stars are like a giant family, because they're all grouped together in the sky. They all look so beautiful together. Willow wants that too.

A comfort that has no downside however is Willows pets Scuffles (rat) and Feather Duster (Turkey). They live with Willow at the junkyard and while Feather Duster prefers to stay there, Scuffles will often follow Willow even if told not to.

[funnierasafictive]

at this point I might as well find something to tag us w/- it’s not outerworld or like… on spotify you hear the songs… we have them in headspace and you KNOW when they’re around in headspace because of the songs-

I literally mistook the nintendogs theme as like “I don’t know what this is but it’s probably a case where I hum mettaton’s theme and it morphs into megalovania or the lava area of underground in undertale” NO YOU FOOL THAT DOESN’T LAST 3HOURS OUTERWORLD AND ABOUT ONE 24 HOURS INNERWORLD YOU NINCOMPOOP!!! then I look and try to see innerworld bc we’re at work and it’s HOT and so I tend to front lock myself so everyone else doesn’t deal with the heat and see the NINTENDOGS DOG WE HAVE KEPT DESPITE REPLACING EVERY SINGLE OTHER NINTENDOGS DOG IN OUR GAME FILE WHEN WE WERE LIKE 9 BOBILY(we’re 21 bodily now)

I wish I could make this up but I’m NOT!!! some times you HEAR THE GUYS bc they’re TRAVELING MUSIC OF THEIR SOURCE AND SUCH

- 🍯 <- not my proxy just easier for later anon stuff w/ brain buddies

Not the same, but it reminds us of something very "Only one alter does this" in our system!

Kris T. (Otherwise known as just Kris, or Kritty), gets the sniffles when he's happy and excited. It's a gigantic giveaway for him, so he can't hide when he's nearby! He makes the body catch a cold from excitement! It's such a strange phenomenon.

The closest we have to carrying music around with us is back when Kris T. was newer, and myself (Hello! This is Petrikov speaking).

[funnierasafictive]

:}}}} 4 day weekend… we might be able to make both the new main(which would be planned as pretending to be a singlet unless sending asks to blogs like this- mostly as preparation and practice for a social media thing until we’re 1000% professionally diagnosed and can make sure we’re speaking Correctly about system things rather than not- though we’ll also have a system/ask blog in case the unreachable for the emojis blog and there’s too many delays- which with how we plan to do it shouldn’t be TOO many,) and the introject emojis blog!! might make a list of possible names and such- if you want we could dm you our planned blog names/@s and how the emoji requests are planned to be done so you guys can see if you think your followers would enjoy it?/genq -🍯 (for the dms until you guys see them attached to a blog and vetted that it is us we’d like the @s to remain anonymous until then!)

Go ahead! Feel free to dm us. :) Very excited for your little project!

[funnierasafictive]

Hiii Simon I hope you’re having a good day. Our Simon says hi :) he’s shy tho so I say it for him

Hello! You can tell him I say hi :)! As for everything else, yes I did! We watched a live broadway play, and had some good food. I even got a new shirt to finally feel more like myself, since our system doesn't usually dress like myself. Hope you have a good day!

[aphantad-a]

I aimt scared 👉👈 for Simon

👉👈 for Kip, but in a friend way.

come getcher older man!!!!!!!

And platonic besties are a fuckin’ W, man.  Kip’s not into girls romantically/sexually anyways so this is perfect--