Tiniest Human (?) Ever.
———————— He pouts, the reaction coming almost instantaneous at the accusation; him? SMALL? How dare she! He was not small! ( Barely four-feet— he was small in stature, but his personality stood at least ten foot high. He thought that counted. )
“Am not!” He stomps his foot angrily on the ground. He doesn’t even ask for a name. He has launched himself straight into fight mode. “You’re just too big!”
♫ What a delightful little boy! She’d never seen someone so cute before! Why, he barely reached her shoulders; just nearly her stomach. Erupting into giggles, she knelt before him and waved her hands back and forth in a dismissive gesture.
“I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to upset you; you’re just the tiniest little guy I’ve ever seen! Are all humans this small at first?”