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I just want you to hand me that platter of food and then leave.

"Okay, fine. You got me here. Now what do you want?"

If anyone needs help cleaning up, I'm, uh, off all afternoon.

This house smells like wet dog, seriously, someone Febreze this shit.

My pizza ran out, that's the only reason why I'm here. And stop making fun of my slippers.

Wow, they, uh, really booked some big names for this, huh?

Gone for a day or two, family emergency, nothing too big though; did I miss anything or?

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