do you have the little people hanging out too? like dorms that are cleaned every night without fail, completely soundlessly and unseen. its a skill to perfect the exact right amount of mess to leave for them, they will sulk for days if there's nothing to do and god help you if you damage anything. the milk that you leave has to be a gift freely given, not payment, never payment. also you swear you saw a small green man with red eyes and vicious claws in mortal combat with the new girl's rumba...
Also Anthropology Students would be so bad here, like the study of cultures, i have done anth and these are people who literally go ah! i should go study Harlem drug dealers by living with them and following them around for three years!(literally a case study i read in first year) half the class would disappear within the month. and honestly probably half of that would come back simply because of their nutcase level bravery.
FIGHT THE ROOMBA also yes here’s the anthropology tag hahaha
