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Kiwi Cocktail

A frothy cocktail with kiwi slices and seeds, served in a glass.

Estimated calories: 150

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He’s doing a stupid little play in a place that no one has ever heard of. It’s not broadway or an opening to a movie in actual theaters. lol. Book not best seller on NYT. Oh and I guess the young blondes are not answering his DM if he has to get a widow with a child. What a loser.

Oh, hi, my frothy pet troll. You send me similar drivel a few times a month, but I don't post it because I don't like negativity about Sam on my blog. But THIS time, I had to post so everyone could see your SUPREME IDIOCY.

Um, "a stupid little play?" You mean MACBETH, literally one of the greatest tragic plays to ever be written. Like ever. Any actor who calls himself an actor would kill to do ANY version of Macbeth. Not everyone can pull it off. And Sam's doing it with none other than The Royal Shakespeare Company.

Speaking of Shakespeare, you know, the greatest and most prolific playwright ever. Like ever. Um, he's the dude who WROTE Macbeth. And that "place no one has ever heard of," aka Stratford Upon Avon aka WHERE William Shakespeare was born, lived, and died. EVERYONE, with at least a high school education, KNOWS where Stratford Upon Avon is because it is synonymous with Shakespeare! Are you feeling stupid yet? Cuz you are. Very. I've actually been there and it one of the most beautiful towns, classic Tudor architecture everywhere, quaint, and oh so English. It's one of my favorite places in the world. "It's not Broadway," no, it's better, you dope, it's Sam doing Shakespeare's play WHERE Shakespeare is from. Doh. I'm so embarrassed for you. Truly.

As for the rest of your nonsense. Um, if you think a young Hollywood bimbo is a better catch than a 30ish beautiful, elegant, intelligent, talented woman who has lived life, i.e. sings, models, paints, works with animals, has a Masters Degree in Counseling, and has the privilege to yes, be a MOTHER, and lost the love of her life, but may have found love again with Sam, THEN, my rabid one, you are not only stupid, you are oh so shallow.

Stupid and shallow. That's you. Your own words just proved it. And you just let me show the world publicly. Thank you.

Let's see what else you got...and I'll see if I'm in the mood to hand you your ass AGAIN.