5 random things to know about the princesses by Nana Gerda
There is nothing in this world I love more than my girls. They are the reason I wake up every day with high blood pressure and praying to Odin for self-control so I may not throw any shoe at any royal child. So many memories to share, and here is my pick of five of them. In no particular order.
At the age of nine, Elsa declared herself an atheist before the church and decided to start her own book club, publicly - like they did with the Bible every Sunday in the chapel. Anna was excited to be the first member and quit religion too. The King went into shock. We don’t talk about this day anymore.
From the ages of one to 4, Anna would mimic every single thing Elsa did. Imagine her surprise when we told her she could not have a happy-birthday on Elsa’s birthday. That child freaked out! We all still have nightmares from that day. Elsa was willing to share her birthday in the end. Thank, Odin.
Elsa refused to drink any liquid without a straw for a while at 5. We had three wooden straws ready for any time. One day, Iduna had to sit her down and call her out of that bullshit. The Queen was so stressed, she could’ve thrown a cup in that child’s face but managed the situation with grace. Frigg, bless her heart, ‘cause I would’ve lost it!
Anna always ate Elsa’s leftovers. The girl was hungry as a Viking and would roar at the end of every meal to assert her dominance. Nobody ever questioned it.
When Elsa lost her first tooth, those little bastards planed the craziest trap to catch the Tooth Fairy. In the end, Anna was hanging from the ceiling by her ankle and Elsa had the scariest gash on her forehead, which apparently she didn’t mind since all her frustration was being directed to the night sky, probably the direction where the Fairy flew away. I must say, that child does not deal well with failure. She was vibrating!