#fruitalicious

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jonghyun in cocktail:

*moans*

“i feel you wanna take it slowly”

“what my hands have grasped isn’t a glass”

“i wanna take you slowly”

“i try to fill to the brim of my glass, no matter how much i fill myself”

*has male dancers for this song*

song name literally has COCK in it

netizens: ah, it seems that this is a very heterosexual song.

jonghyun: MOTHERFU-

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I was sorting worms today and one of them jumped on me

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I jack off every time i eat cereal just to ruin mr kelloggs day down in hell

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ANAWKWARDFRUIT-->SEEDSCRAVER

Finally figured out how to change my url after five years

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Already having bangs is like the ultimate power move against your emotions. What are you gonna do, grow them out??? You played your card too soon!

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This is so sad alexa do the harlem shake

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Elizabethesda

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It's 2:18am and I was scrolling through Instagram bc I couldn't sleep bc I hadn't eaten all day bc I skyped a cute boy all day, I saw this post and read it and it felt like a fever deja vu scene because I swear I had read this post before