#fruitmaxxing

[mist-the-kittycat]

1 banana and 1/4th of a watermelon for preworkout I'll let u know how it's gonna feel

[jupitercl0uds]

fruit ranking (controversial)

dragon fruit w/ pink flesh. like raspberry flavouted honeydew melon. GAWgeous. many people complain it's bland but i find its not when pink.

cherries. no notes, gorgeous and tart.

delicious red apple (specifically a good pink lady). such a classic fruit.

raspberries. absolute scrantastic fruit.

blackberries. honestly would rank them higher than raspberries but i find a bad blackberry is more offensive than a bad raspberry. and also you pretty much NEED to get the posh ones or they kinda suck.

strawberries. i do love them but if i have too many they can irritate my gums. also i find theyre similarly offensive to blackberries when they aren't good.

grapes. i havent actually had grapes in forever but they are pretty good.

not-quite-so-delicious red apple (more akin to a braeburn or something). i mean theyre alright. can't stand it when theyre soft though.

red plums. i go through phases of going crazy for them but most of the time i don't have strong opinions.

bramley apples. i mean. they're so low on this list because they are poopoo bum bum when you just eat them raw. the moment you put them in a baked good though i will EAT THAT UP!!!!! GORGEOUS!!!!

honeydew melon. fantastic in fruit salad, otherwise kinda eh.

lemon. similar case to bramley apples, although i'm probably more willing to eat a raw lemon than a raw bramley apple. lower down on the list because i'm more picky about my lemon desserts, although lemon tarts & homemade lemon drizzle cakes are gorgeous. lemon juice is also so useful in adding extra flavour to sweet AND savoury dishes

blackcurrant. SPLENDID FLAVOUR!!! ESPECIALLY IN CRUMBLE OR TRIFLE!!! but i mean eating a raw blackcurrant is probably worse than eating a raw lemon.

cranberries. i only like them dried, freeze dried or in juice but they are very very nice teehee. only wish they weren't so extremely dry good god.

tangerine. i never really have them but they're pretty good.

orange. yeah they're fine. orange juice is similarly good for cooking as lemon juice is, if a little underrated, but not quite as good.

cantaloupe. kinda like honeydew but not really as good.

nectarine. i mean it's alright.

blueberry. i don't really like them but they are quite nice in combination with other fruits in baking & i suppose in drinks.

mango. i actively dislike mango actually, but they are so good when used in tandem with something, especially a drink. 1000 times better at thickening smoothies than bananas, by the way. i find bananas have a mushy, almost starchy quality to them that irritates my gums. mango, on the other hand, can thicken a smoothie while equally maintaining a smooth texture that is far more pleasant than what bananas do.

[jetplanebaby]

something about oranges and stoned fruits makes me act like i've never had a bite of food in my life. give me a nectarine and my life is yours. i eat it like it's going to run away from me. the juice dripping down my hands and then afterwards you can still smell them on your skin like mmmmmmmm

[silly-slasherisms]

(anytime there's three of us fronting at the same time:) wow it's such a fruit fest in here 🙄